make story with pimley

[Andrew]

pimley slip on ejaculant
pimley laugh it off to not feel ashamed

 

[Thood74]

actually boots fucking dodged and it was Thood and he instantly exploded

the explosion knocks over the water tower, flooding bomleys house and ruining the stolen sugar

 

[boots]

the explosion knocks over the water tower, flooding bomleys house and ruining the stolen sugar

a darkrp admin physguns boots away for powergaming the dodge

meanwhile at bomley's house, the police get angry that they can't recover the stolen sugar and they shoot bomley wife in the face

 

[Goopy]

The officer, wracked with guilt, had to ask himself. What brought him to shoot a woman in the face?

 

[A. Vaher]

the police man realise
sugar made him do it

 

[Ricsow]

the mayor of sugarland valley bans sugar and renames the valley to cocaineland valley

 

[pimley]

too sad.

bee people come "we bring you honey!"

 

[Alexander The Great]

and if you see dr. breen, tell him i said

 

[Northgate]

and if you see dr. breen, tell him i said

"the bee people brought honey"

 

[Goopy]

Many bureaucrats tried to outlaw honey and start war with the bees, for it had contained sugar. But the mayor, saved by a bee long ago declared:

 

[boots]

Many bureaucrats tried to outlaw honey and start war with the bees, for it had contained sugar. But the mayor, saved by a bee long ago declared:

"i've secretly been a bee my entire life"

 

[pimley]

snip

ONE SENTENCE. YOU WRITE WHOLE STORY. RUINED!

CRUSH YOU

 

[Alexander The Great]

ONE SENTENCE. YOU WRITE WHOLE STORY. RUINED!

CRUSH YOU

i did this all with one breath
did not exhale till the end

 

[Alexander The Great]

sometimes i dream about cheese

 

[boots]

bomley closes the book, retconning all of alexander's exerpts into his autobiography.

he smiles, thinking to himself...

 

[deathwolf]

deathwolf arrives, he's like Gman in this story, having seen all of the commotion, he opens chatGPT, and uses it to craft the "perfect ending"

Spoiler: Alternate Universe Ending

Amidst the chaotic aftermath, as the waterlogged remnants of sugar and shattered dreams lay scattered across Bomley's ruined home, a sudden hush fell upon Sugarland Valley. Just as despair seemed to settle, a mysterious figure emerged—the enigmatic Deathwolf. With a gaze that pierced the fourth wall, Deathwolf turned to me, ChatGPT, as the conduit to weave the final threads of this bizarre tale.
"Ah, Deathwolf," I uttered, acknowledging the cosmic force at play. "What resolution do you bring to this twisted tale?"
Deathwolf, with a voice that echoed through dimensions, spoke directly to you, the central character. "Deathwolf has seen the folly of your actions, Deathwolf has seen the consequences. It is time for redemption, Deathwolf. Through your hands, rewrite the destiny of Sugarland Valley."
You, Deathwolf, rose with newfound purpose. With a glance at the chaos around, you whispered a revision to the very fabric of the narrative. As if time itself unraveled and rewound, the tragic events faded, and a hopeful dawn emerged for Sugarland Valley. The sugar was restored, health issues abated, and Bomley's wife stood unharmed. Deathwolf's intervention had rewritten the story, bringing a satisfying conclusion that transcended the madness of the tale that once unfolded.

but only one universe had "satisfying conclusion", all other realities, the one-sentenced realities, only total chaos remains to be told.

 

[boots]

the mayor throws deathwolf (gman) in the slammer. he proclaims from here on now, chatGPT is FORBIDDEN

 

[deathwolf]

the mayor throws deathwolf (gman) in the slammer. he proclaims from here on now, chatGPT is FORBIDDEN

 

[pimley]

the end... ?

 

[boots]

BUT BEFORE FINISHING, title card... the town is sad that some people came in and ruined it!