Nebulous TES Thread

[Jimbo]

we have a fallout thread but we need an elder scrolls thread so our posts dont get deleted off the meme thread

khajiits and argonians need to be exterminated

orcs are braindead grugs

breton husbands let their wives get fucked by redguards

merkind are only good for their women

nords and imperials are the only way to go

discuss

 

[Akula]

FUCK EMPIRE FUCK THALMOR FUCK FURRIES FUCK STORMCLOAKS FUCK SHREKS STAY OUT OF MY RICEFIELDS

 

[Goatson]

fuck nords
fuck empire
glad the dwemer fucked out of existance

love me muck and eggs

 

[Jimbo]

the dwemer were the only race that spoke against the aedra and daedra and the only dwemer left is this fat slob

speaks for itself really

 

[Subeh]

imperials are clearly superior

although u gotta admit

altmer can live for like 1,000 years and are genetically superior to any common race in tamriel

 

[Goatson]

imperials are clearly superior

although u gotta admit

altmer can live for like 1,000 years and are genetically superior to any common race in tamriel

if it werent for those damned imperials
[insert any event of Morrowind]
wouldnt have happened and id still be herding my guar and being chased by cliff racers

twas a smipler time

 

[Jimbo]

imperials are clearly superior

although u gotta admit

altmer can live for like 1,000 years and are genetically superior to any common race in tamriel

if every altmer didnt have the same attitude as the angry kangaroo mum in horton hears a hoo they'd be bearable but unfortunately theyre stuck up cunts

shame the snow elves ended up how they did otherwise they might have been able to give the dominion a run for their money

 

[Goatson]

the dwemer were the only race that spoke against the aedra and daedra and the only dwemer left is this fat slob

speaks for itself really

got what he deserved

 

[Jimbo]

 

[Subeh]

if every altmer didnt have the same attitude as the angry kangaroo mum in horton hears a hoo they'd be bearable but unfortunately theyre stuck up cunts

shame the snow elves ended up how they did otherwise they might have been able to give the dominion a run for their money

Spoiler: literally every dialogue line a thalmor justiciar has aside from you actually talking to em

• "Behold, the future! Behold, the Thalmor!"
• "Foolish human! Your time is at its end!"
• "Nord beast! Both your life and your lands are now forfeit!" —If the Dragonborn is a Nord
• "Pathetic human!"
• "Soon, all Nords will be thrall to the Thalmor!"
• "You are but a dog, and I am your master!"
• "Time for you humans to learn your place!"
• "Don't you see?! Elven supremacy is the only truth!"
• "On your knees, worm!"
• "Death is the only way out of your misery!"
• "Long live the Aldmeri Dominion!"
• "The justiciars know your face. And we elves have long memories..."
• "Hmm... I don't like you. I think you're a heretic. And so you will die a heretic's death."
• "Pathetic excuse for an elf!" —If the Dragonborn is an elf and cancelled out dialogue during the first interaction
• "Suffering to all mankind!" —During combat
• "Be warned. You have been marked by the Thalmor." —Occasionally upon leaving dialogue.

 

[Goatson]

redoran or bust
temple or bust

fuck traitors and thieves theyre all a bunch of skooma smoking furries

 

[Subeh]

you fucks making me want to play skyrim again

fuck sake i keep getting drawn to it despite having played every conceivable build

 

[Jimbo]

redoran or bust
temple or bust

fuck traitors and thieves theyre all a bunch of skooma smoking furries

you cant deny that the telvanni are fuckin chads though
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you fucks making me want to play skyrim again

fuck sake i keep getting drawn to it despite having played every conceivable build

 

[Goatson]

you fucks making me want to play skyrim again

fuck sake i keep getting drawn to it despite having played every conceivable build

just play morrowind instead

you cant deny that the telvanni are fuckin chads though
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fair
but redoran works with fighters guild
and fighters guild works with cammona tong
both of which are undeniably the real heroes of morrowind

 

[harry]

altmer can live for like 1,000 years and are genetically superior to any common race in tamriel

who would win entire snow elf empire or ysgramor and 500 companions

 

[Akula]

 

[Goatson]

back to the guar pen lizard

 

[Jimbo]

 

[Akula]

elves are asleep post saxhleel

 

[harry]

the argonian and khajiits natural habitat is inside a nord furnace