NORAD Tracks Santa

[Benjideaula]

Hey guys, now before you all say "Santa isn't real huehuehue" let's just have fun with this, after all it's fun to pretend a fat guy with a bear and a red suit exists. Or maybe some of you didn't know Santa wasn't real... Oh well. Anyways, back to the main subject I wanted to bring up, for over 60 years NORAD, and it's predecessor CONAD have been using their advanced infrared detection systems across the world to track the high infrared light Rudolph's nose emits, and therefore they are able to track Santa's position anywhere across the world in real time.
http://www.noradsanta.org/
He's arriving in Tarifa, Spain in about a minute at the time of posting this.
[doublepost=1482620485][/doublepost]He's delivered nearly 3,650,000 gifts this Christmas Eve.

 

[All Adm*ns are Bastards]

Whens he gonna drop off some presents in the Subsahara that's right never the kids dont get Christmas they get early deaths down there

 

[Benjideaula]

He will be arriving in Tunis, Tunisia in half a minute.

 

[All Adm*ns are Bastards]

God Bless that big red fuck. Africa - Shat on by everyone, loved by none. When youre filling your belly and playing with your Lego tomorrow just spare a thought for Africa.

 

[Benjideaula]

He'll be arriving in Ain Salah, Algeria in 10 seconds
[doublepost=1482621068][/doublepost]He will arrive in Dire, Mali in 2 minutes.

 

[ruben slikk]

red fattys in the sahara now, hope he gets grounded by a boko haram RPG-7

 

[Benjideaula]

red fattys in the sahara now, hope he gets grounded by a boko haram RPG-7

That is if NORAD doesn't get 'im first.

 

[Akula]

santa is just another goddamn commie bogey comin in trying to violate airspace

no respect for boundries that man

 

[Benjideaula]

Santa has crossed the Atlantic and is in Brazil, he's currently headed towards King Edward Point, South Georgia, and South Sandwich Islands and will arrive in 11 minutes.

 

[kuntkommander #onedeeper]

i hope North Korea mistakes him for a nuke and starts ww3

 

[Akula]

i hope North Korea mistakes him for a nuke and starts ww3

>north korea
>capable of doing things other than starving

haha nice meme friendo :ok:

 

[All Adm*ns are Bastards]

Santa caused Pan Am 103 with his wreckless driving Im tellin ya the guy flies like a chinaman drives

 

[kuntkommander #onedeeper]

Santa caused Pan Am 103 with his wreckless driving Im tellin ya the guy flies like a chinaman drives

Santa is the #1 cause of emergency diversions in airspace. I hope they shoot that obese red cunt down

 

[Benjideaula]

Santa is the #1 cause of emergency diversions in airspace. I hope they shoot that obese red cunt down

 

[Akula]

hey go easy on the lad he's got a post count to rack up

 

[kuntkommander #onedeeper]

hey go easy on the lad he's got a post count to rack up

And there's no point in being subtle about it.

 

[Benjideaula]

Santa's headed towards Tuscaloosa Alabama in 50 seconds.

 

[Deleted member 374]

gun him down tbh

 

[Benjideaula]

gun him down tbh

 

[Lynx]

santa is just another goddamn commie bogey comin in trying to violate airspace

no respect for boundries that man