Official Pickup Lines Thread.

[Spork]

"Are you a woman? because im gay"

 

[Bandit]

roses are red
violets are violet
I'm going to take you to that alleyway behind my van, ziptie you and force you to suck my candy and then I will put you in a dumpster, slit your throat and marry your corpse

 

[All Adm*ns are Bastards]

gies a swatch a yer fanny ya bimbo

 

[Cookie_]

Twinkle twinkle little star
I want to hit you with a car
Throw you off a tree so high
Hope you break your neck and die.

 

[Jimbo]

that not a piuk up line

 

[Ayrism]

hey baby wanna get some wine to pair with your seafood?

 

[Bada$$]

Just walk up tae a random burd and gan, "One, two lets gan for a bew, three four, get on the floor, five six, imma give you this dick" then she'll be gan mad for the dick,

Edit: @CrashBandi that aint bad spelling son, its the geordie accent yi kna

 

[Avian]

If I were an enzyme, I'd be DNA helicase so I could unzip your genes.

You're like an exothermic reaction, you spread your hotness everywhere.

 

[CrashBandi]

Just walk up tae a random burd and gan, "One, two lets gan for a bew, three four, get on the floor, five six, imma give you this dick" then she'll be gan mad for the dick,

Edit: @CrashBandi that aint bad spelling son, its the geordie accent yi kna

That Geordie shit manye

 

[NightVeil]

"Hey baby, Id like to touch the operational end of your device."

 

[Chromesthesia_]

How much?

 

[CrashBandi]

How much?

ahahahahah

 

[Alexander The Great]

Jazz or Blues sweetheart? Approved.





Break Glass Incase Of A Failure.

 

[CrashBandi]

Jazz or Blues sweetheart? @Emiin Good material for further usage?





Break Glass Incase Of A Failure.

W... What....

 

[Alexander The Great]

W... What....

Useful.

 

[STUCK IN A CAKE]

Hey girl you like bacon? Wanna strip?

How much does a polar bear weigh? Enought to break the ice. Hi I'm (name).

Is that a mirror in your panties? Because I can see myself there.

 

[Emiin]

Jazz or Blues sweetheart? Approved.





Break Glass Incase Of A Failure.

Hmm, good indeed.

 

[CrashBandi]

"I like girls, you like girls, we have something common."