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WELCOME TO PARKERNEWS

FOR OUR FIRST NEWS ITEM WE HAVE A MAN WITH A TOWEL, SO CALLED: TOWEL-MAN, WHO GOT RECOGNIZED BY POLICE FROM A HOUSE ROBBERY THAT TOOK PLACE EARLIER TONIGHT.


DOES THE TOWEL-MAN MANAGE TO STAY OUT OF THE HANDS OF JUSTICE OR DO THE LOCAL POLICE MANAGE TO APPREHEND THE TOWEL-THIEF AND PUT HIM AWAY FOR HIS CRIMES?





THANK YOU FOR WATCHING AND STAY SAFE OUT THERE.
 

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THIS IS JUST IN FROM PARKER NEWS LIVE: BURGERSHOT CLOSED DOWN DUE TO RAT INFESTATION? MORE INFORMATION ON THIS LATER TONIGHT.
 
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THIS IS JUST IN FROM PARKERNEWS:

FRESH MEAT USED IN THE NEW AND UPCOMING UP-N-ATOM BURGERS?
IS IT TOO FRESH?

JUDGE FOR YOURSELFS MAN.
 
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