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peter10 a wesome

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get you a man who had to deal with a person with corona symptoms onboard
(excuse the mid-flight shine, the 777 makes my face breakout, sweat, and grease it up like there's no tomorrow and thinking you might catch the virus doesn't help either)

HELLO ITS YOUR SAFETY EMERGENCY PROCEDURES INSTRUCTOR.

TELL ME RIGHT NOW THE NO TIME AVAILABLE DITCHING DRILL
 
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Johnny B. Goode

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HELLO ITS YOUR SAFETY EMERGENCY PROCEDURES INSTRUCTOR.

TELL ME RIGHT NOW THE NO TIME AVAILABLE DITCHING DRILL
OH GOD OH FUCK UHHH

STRAP IN, BRACE, COMMAND BRACE (ASSUMING WE HAVEN'T LANDED ON THE WATER YET), WAIT FOR THE EVAC COMMAND OR JUST EVACUATE IF THERES AN INSTANT DANGER TO LIFE OR WELLBEING, SHOUT FOR PEOPLE TO GRAB THEIR LIFEJACKETS AND COME TO THE DOOR, BLOW THE SLIDE, GET THEM ON, CHECK THAT EVERYONE'S OFF WITH A QUICK SWEEP, CUT THE SLIDE LOOSE

seriously though fuck a ditching nothing scares me more than being lost at sea, im already shit scared of open water and the thought of never being found in the middle of the atlantic is scary as fuck
 
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