shitpost thread - fuck blackquill

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sometimes tall passengers hit their head as they board the plane and i stifle a laugh when it happens
my height once made me almost die

my head was almost decapitated by a bus side mirror going over the speed limit and i fucking matrix'd that shit like 1.5 seconds before it coulda hit me
If being 6'3 means god wants to kill you give me the manletpill
 
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Tall bois are cursed, 5'4 gang
no- I was crouching down, i'm 5'8! That's average, that's fucking average-

"Stand up and prove it" okay, fuck all y'as!

[stays seated]

GA- DAMNIT

"Sorry jermey, you're a dwarf" NO! 5'8 is average. No- no, not in the US, in the world!