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those low-res cum stains are going to bring your score down considerably.
i disagree, personally i consider it relating to the wookies lack of care for aesthetics. it shows they have a primal nature and only care for the act of busting a fat nut

the artist most likely intended it to be done on purpose
 

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i disagree, personally i consider it relating to the wookies lack of care for aesthetics. it shows they have a primal nature and only care for the act of busting a fat nut

the artist most likely intended it to be done on purpose
perhaps, but there's nothing like a good 4k cumstain. i like the ones where they're so high-res that you can see the individual wookie sperms swimming around, waiting to impregnate, waiting to destroy.
 
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A Star Wars Fact from one of our loremasters: "Chewbacca was originally gifted as a sex slave to Han Solo by a spice baron. Over the years, the beast was mentally broken down to worship The Rod (Han's name for his member) and The Rod alone. Chewie was able to speak Basic but his vocabulary was streamlined to a handful of guttural phrases such as 'Hruuagh roo-ah waaaah' (Me take Master Solo's Rod'). Despite his duty, Chewie came to love Han. In one deleted scene from the original trilogy, Chewbacca forces Princess Leia into a storage room on the Millenium Falcon and hisses 'Only me take Master Solo's Rod... only me!' into the princess's ear. This is the only scene in which Chewbacca speaks in English."
 
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can i apply to be in the special SKULLFUCKER unit
 

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A Star Wars Fact from one of our loremasters: "Chewbacca was originally gifted as a sex slave to Han Solo by a spice baron. Over the years, the beast was mentally broken down to worship The Rod (Han's name for his member) and The Rod alone. Chewie was able to speak Basic but his vocabulary was streamlined to a handful of guttural phrases such as 'Hruuagh roo-ah waaaah' (Me take Master Solo's Rod'). Despite his duty, Chewie came to love Han. In one deleted scene from the original trilogy, Chewbacca forces Princess Leia into a storage room on the Millenium Falcon and hisses 'Only me take Master Solo's Rod... only me!' into the princess's ear. This is the only scene in which Chewbacca speaks in English."
i really hoped jj would explore this part of the stars universe in episode seven but i was let down
 

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i love how people just let lewis post porn on the forums at this point because its just what he does
 

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i love how people just let lewis post porn on the forums at this point because its just what he does

These posts for chubba_22's Star Wars RP are not intended to be of a pornographic nature but if you find them arousing or stimulating then by all means go forth and embrace your sexuality for it is nothing to be ashamed of!
 
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i love how people just let lewis post porn on the forums at this point because its just what he does
What you see as porn I see a glorious sight of Wookie liberation against their oppressors
 

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Heard Cumquat got latrine duty - AGAIN. He went for a few drinks with the freight pilots on his leave day and apparently he got causing trouble. MPs went to check on him and found him towing around a wookie on a speeder. The excess weight really messed with the rear repulsor coils - the engineers have been spending all day trying to fix it.

Statement from Cumquat: "I apologise to the Empire for damaging the property they have bestowed upon us but that fucking wook had it coming. He grabbed my ass when I was taking a piss in the cantina toilet. I could have simply blasted the scum but I wasn't thinking tactically after imbibing so much of the local fire water. Again, I apologise to the engineers but hopefully you can understand why I did what I did."

We've been hearing reports of scout-troopers capturing and binding members of lesser races, such as wookiees, to the backs of their speeders as a type of challenge, as the weight bouncing along the ground behind them makes the movements of the bike more unpredictable and difficult to control. Local command must stress that this is not a officially sanctioned method of execution; if the specifics of the situation call for it we recommend you execute the individual at point-blank range first, then attach their cadaver to the bike, due to the reduced risk.


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A Star Wars Fact from one of our loremasters: "Chewbacca was originally gifted as a sex slave to Han Solo by a spice baron. Over the years, the beast was mentally broken down to worship The Rod (Han's name for his member) and The Rod alone. Chewie was able to speak Basic but his vocabulary was streamlined to a handful of guttural phrases such as 'Hruuagh roo-ah waaaah' (Me take Master Solo's Rod'). Despite his duty, Chewie came to love Han. In one deleted scene from the original trilogy, Chewbacca forces Princess Leia into a storage room on the Millenium Falcon and hisses 'Only me take Master Solo's Rod... only me!' into the princess's ear. This is the only scene in which Chewbacca speaks in English."

I think you'll find in the 15th Edition of the Star Wars comic, Chewbacca throws himself in the line of blaster fire aimed directly at Han Solo's crotch

Pretty sure Lucas said this was to fill in the gaps the trilogy left regarding their relationship
 

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Heard Cumquat got latrine duty - AGAIN. He went for a few drinks with the freight pilots on his leave day and apparently he got causing trouble. MPs went to check on him and found him towing around a wookie on a speeder. The excess weight really messed with the rear repulsor coils - the engineers have been spending all day trying to fix it.

State from Cumquat: "I apologise to the Empire for damaging the property they have bestowed upon us but that fucking wook had it coming. He grabbed my ass when I was taking a piss in the cantina toilet. I could have simply blasted the scum but I wasn't thinking tactically after imbibing so much of the local fire water. Again, I apologise to the engineers but hopefully you can understand why I did what I did."




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