Stop looking at old threads and instead look at yourself.

Inspector Bandito · Jan 4, 2017

Cramdam said:
if hl2rp was like this i'd play a lot more than i do now

yeah, i wish you had like several rooftops sorta connected together and broken walls so u can go through, and smuggling and shit aa

All Adm*ns are Bastards · Jan 4, 2017

The human

Deleted member 374 · Jan 4, 2017

do one about some prostitutes getting oj'd in an alleyway

All Adm*ns are Bastards · Jan 4, 2017

Cooked this one real slow like a hog think it's about ready now

Deleted member 374 · Jan 4, 2017

0/10 total lack of whores wtf

All Adm*ns are Bastards · Jan 4, 2017

U been watching too many :heyzeus:

tunes and melted your eyes what u think the big sign and the 2 girls snoutin below it is

Bork · Jan 4, 2017

hl2rp stuck in the 80s i like this lol

Deleted member 374 · Jan 4, 2017

bjfgpkqkdmtnspwndsjt said:
U been watching too many tunes and melted your eyes what u think the big sign and the 2 girls snoutin below it is

oh fuck i didn't see them lol

All Adm*ns are Bastards · Jan 4, 2017

Seven Night Workers Found Bashed - One Man Responsible - Who Is He? - The Hoorbasher

Deleted member 374 · Jan 5, 2017

yeah that's what i'm talkin about

welcome to the Retirement · Jan 8, 2017

honestly that's roughly how i envision the thing. kind of. i mean ofc cps'd be less open n to public n shit but the more realistic / human approach is nailed perfeclty.

keep going lewis and dont let the 1984fags hold you back

All Adm*ns are Bastards · Jan 8, 2017

Outlands: thats another place it went wrong. its always idyllic valleys and everybody has circle time in soviet bunkers and fucks underneath the waterfalls. in this neck of the woods it's the wildest west there is. outlaw country. sand for days with a scattering of backwater towns full of loons who thought it'd be a better life than in the concrete jungle.

More in the future

*honk honk* · Jan 9, 2017

bjfgpkqkdmtnspwndsjt said:
Outlands: thats another place it went wrong. its always idyllic valleys and everybody has circle time in soviet bunkers and fucks underneath the waterfalls. in this neck of the woods it's the wildest west there is. outlaw country. sand for days with a scattering of backwater towns full of loons who thought it'd be a better life than in the concrete jungle.

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i'd love to roleplay in this setting

Deleted member 243 · Jan 9, 2017

bjfgpkqkdmtnspwndsjt said:
Outlands: thats another place it went wrong. its always idyllic valleys and everybody has circle time in soviet bunkers and fucks underneath the waterfalls. in this neck of the woods it's the wildest west there is. outlaw country. sand for days with a scattering of backwater towns full of loons who thought it'd be a better life than in the concrete jungle.

More in the future

This is some good shit right here lewis

need me some more of the crook. been enjoying my crooked cop a lot eh
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new theme of the thread enjoy lewis

ruben slikk · Jan 9, 2017

Can this guy please direct the hl2rp server already

All Adm*ns are Bastards · Jan 9, 2017

Cramdam said:
Can this guy please direct the hl2rp server already

i can already see it.. one week in and it's all gone to shit. the players (read: Joe Bloggs with 6 months of RP (s2k) experience) start demanding the """OLD"""" HL2RP. i'm poised up on a roof. steam overlays up. been writing some batshit, incoherent thread. it's got lots of cool pictures and music - probably some cool noise rock. it's like the forum equivalent of self immolation, or suicide bombing. just the ultimate protest. i post the thread and start sniping players indiscriminately. permanently banned. remembered for about a week as the retard that shouldn't have been given admin

Inspector Bandito · Jan 9, 2017

bjfgpkqkdmtnspwndsjt said:
i can already see it.. one week in and it's all gone to shit. the players (read: Joe Bloggs with 6 months of RP (s2k) experience) start demanding the """OLD"""" HL2RP. i'm poised up on a roof. steam overlays up. been writing some batshit, incoherent thread. it's got lots of cool pictures and music - probably some cool noise rock. it's like the forum equivalent of self immolation, or suicide bombing. just the ultimate protest. i post the thread and start sniping players indiscriminately. permanently banned. remembered for about a week as the retard that shouldn't have been given admin

Cramdam said:
Can this guy please direct the community already

All Adm*ns are Bastards · Jan 9, 2017

Got some raper, killer or other flavour of beast locked up and the paddy wagons taking too long? or maybe you dont wanna waste any of those bullets? do it the Old Fashion'd Way

Deleted member 243 · Jan 9, 2017

bjfgpkqkdmtnspwndsjt said:
Got some raper, killer or other flavour of beast locked up and the paddy wagons taking too long? or maybe you dont wanna waste any of those bullets? do it the Old Fashion'd Way

Country Teasers is the majority of my music on my rp doc from now on

cns - he/him/his · Jan 9, 2017

bjfgpkqkdmtnspwndsjt said:
Got some raper, killer or other flavour of beast locked up and the paddy wagons taking too long? or maybe you dont wanna waste any of those bullets? do it the Old Fashion'd Way

nothin breaks a neck like the branch of a tree of hippie hemp rope

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