Stupidest Joke

Sir Oswald Mosley

Sir Oswald Mosley

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Since I'm an autistic dumbshit who wants to make the stupidest thread possible, tell me the stupidest fucking joke you know.
I have a perfect one.
No matter how kind you are, German children will always be kinder.
 
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sneezy02

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Bloody hell. I had to google it but bloody hell your joke is just dumb as fuck.

What's a stalker and a pokemon hunter have in common?
They're both hiding in the bushes trying to get a pikachu ;)

What kind of bagel can fly?
A plain bagel ;)

Why don't churches have wifi?
They don't wanna compete with an invisible power that actually works ;)

Why can't you hear a Pterodactyl go to the toilet?
Because the P is silent ;)
 
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Knock knock
Who's there?
Dishes
Dishes who?
Dishes Sean Connery

That and

What can you say about your car but not your girlfriend?
-Well, it's dead but I still use some of its parts.
 
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A Roman walks into a bar, holds up two fingers, and says "Five beers, please."

What has 4 letters. Sometimes has 9 letters but never has 5 letters?
 
Heck

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You're sure?
Once you open this you promise not to do anything.
Not even message me privately about it
You can reply to it...
Last warning to turn back
Okay then
What's the difference between a woman and a computer?
You can punch information into a computer.

Jesus Christ fed 2,000 people with 5 loaves of bread and 2 fish, but Adolf Hitler made 6 million Jews toast.

What's the worst thing about breaking up with a Japanese girl?
You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets the message.

A little black Jew asks his dad "Am I more Jewish or more black?"
His father asks "Why do you ask?"
The boy replies, "Because a guy has a bike for sale and I'm deciding If I should steal it or Haggle him down to 100 pound."

What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas?
GLOVES! Nah, just kidding... He still hasn't unwrapped his present.

Why do Mexicans never have Sex Ed. and Driver's Ed. on the same day?
They have to give the donkey a break at some point.

What is a paedophiles favourite part about Halloween?
Free delivery.

What's the difference between a gay man and a freezer?
Freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.

How long does it take for a black woman to take a shit?
Nine months.

What do you call 40 Mexicans buried up to their neck in sand?
A spicket fence.

What's 9 inches long, pink, and makes my girlfriend scream when I put it in her mouth?
Her miscarriage.

What's difference between dollars and Jews?
I'd give a shit if I lost 6 million dollars.

What's a word that white people can call white people, but black people can't call black people?
Dad.

-Edit-
At least I gave warm Warnings.
 
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Heck said:
You're sure?
Once you open this you promise not to do anything.
Not even message me privately about it
You can reply to it...
Last warning to turn back
Okay then
What's the difference between a woman and a computer?
You can punch information into a computer.

Jesus Christ fed 2,000 people with 5 loaves of bread and 2 fish, but Adolf Hitler made 6 million Jews toast.

What's the worst thing about breaking up with a Japanese girl?
You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets the message.

A little black Jew asks his dad "Am I more Jewish or more black?"
His father asks "Why do you ask?"
The boy replies, "Because a guy has a bike for sale and I'm deciding If I should steal it or Haggle him down to 100 pound."

What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas?
GLOVES! Nah, just kidding... He still hasn't unwrapped his present.

Why do Mexicans never have Sex Ed. and Driver's Ed. on the same day?
They have to give the donkey a break at some point.

What is a paedophiles favourite part about Halloween?
Free delivery.

What's the difference between a gay man and a freezer?
Freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.

How long does it take for a black woman to take a shit?
Nine months.

What do you call 40 Mexicans buried up to their neck in sand?
A spicket fence.

What's 9 inches long, pink, and makes my girlfriend scream when I put it in her mouth?
Her miscarriage.

What's difference between dollars and Jews?
I'd give a shit if I lost 6 million dollars.

What's a word that white people can call white people, but black people can't call black people?
Dad.

-Edit-
At least I gave warm Warnings.
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these are just offensive, not so dumb
 
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