THE GOOSE

[Bibo!]

This is pretty much proof that geese are inferior to Swans. (Skip to 7:16 I guess)

 

[Ron]

 

[wired]

I'm sorry but Canadian geese are the most vicious and bloodthirsty animals up North to date.

RIP dad

 

[Zak]

I'm sorry but Canadian geese are the most vicious and bloodthirsty animals up North to date.

RIP dad

live close to the border, can confirm

they wreck the shit out of golf courses, harass people, and generally give no fucks

 

[Bibo!]

I'm sorry but Canadian geese are the most vicious and bloodthirsty animals up North to date.

RIP dad

Somehow I'm not at all surprised. You see, the fact is, Swans are better than geese and geese are nothing more than violent savages.
I'm glad you've confirmed my theories about those pointless ingrates.
Don't be sorry.

 

[wired]

ok

 

[Bibo!]

ok

Those geese are taking our goddamn jobs!