The tourist thread

[Wesdo]

Helsingborg, denna helvetes jävla satans hamnstad blåser 24/7 man kan fan inte ha en fin frisyr då måste man stanna in hela dan.

what did you just say about our capital you dirty swede
i'll have you know i graduated at the top of my class in pre-school and i have over 300 confirmed kills in drunken warfare
i can literally kill you in thousands of different ways, and that's just with my pa's hatchet

uh oh i dun goofied

 

[Goatson]

what did you just say about our capital you dirty swede

And I'll have you know that "Helsingborg" is a city in Sweden. Helsingfors is your capital. Get some education, dirty fin.

 

[SoVastEndNow]

what did you just say about our capital you dirty swede
i'll have you know i graduated at the top of my class in pre-school and i have over 300 confirmed kills in drunken warfare
i can literally kill you in thousands of different ways, and that's just with my pa's hatchet

Perkele how much have you been drinking?

Go watch mumin or something

 

[Wesdo]

And I'll have you know that "Helsingborg" is a city in Sweden. Helsingfors is your capital. Get some education, dirty fin.

oops
maybe i should cut down on my pa's liquor

 

[Inspector Bandito]

SVÆNSK JÆVLAR

i havent been on vacation this summer, but atleast there's fucking 30 degrees to scorch my ass and fuckin tourists everywhere

 

[Trains]

Other than an airbase in Sussex I don't think I'm doing anything

 

[Cmdr. Friendly Enginer]

How i was set on fire.

Ok to start of i wen to the local market to get some goodies. so was walking about with some cheese (dunno what kind but it was nice) and some shirts n shorts as i was walking through i stood in a spot where a magnifying glass was pointed at my shirt and behold the super hot sun, dry shirt and magnifying glass and fire so i began screaming as you do and ran about for a few second before someone threw alcohol at me, thankfully it didn't make me light up like retro's museums but after that i just gae up and went home on the bus.. while looking like junkrat from overwatch but after a few showers and some clean clothing no damage just some black marks.. im too fucking lucky

 

[Cmdr. Friendly Enginer]

update.
Been to Xian (the wine district) and yes i had some wine, tasted like piss but meh. and had a big slice of cheesecake

 

[Jimbo]

Been to Australia multiple times in my life and every time I've been there it just gets worse

 

[Cmdr. Friendly Enginer]

Been to Australia multiple times in my life and every time I've been there it just gets worse

you mean spider land?

 

[Deleted member 225]

went to st lucia earlier this year and it was p nice apart from when i went to sunbathe and my mum got security looking for me because she thought i got captured by caribbean pirates

 

[Modernglib]

i've infiltrated texas for the fascist uprising of the italian government

 

[Kerim]

visited Italy a couple of days back and was surprised by how lazy people there are

 

[Cmdr. Friendly Enginer]

heading up mountains for today for hiking, wish me luck :D

 

[Gato]

Spent this summer in cold, rainy sweden with the occasional heatwave where it's 30 degrees and no way to escape the heat

i know that feel lol
[doublepost=1469300655][/doublepost]visited chile, wierd ass plant shit got purple goo on me and i got zit like things all over my body

 

[ruben slikk]

got denied at the croat border cause my friend didn't have his ID

left him (and another friend so he's not alone) in a camping camp until monday for him to get his ID in the mail, then we'll drive back to get him

spent literally ~16 hours driving, today and yesterday combined. went to the beach today, pretty lit

80% of tourists here are germans lol, had to convince my friends not to throw up nazi salutes

 

[Kerim]

got denied at the croat border cause my friend didn't have his ID

left him (and another friend so he's not alone) in a camping camp until monday for him to get his ID in the mail, then we'll drive back to get him

spent literally ~16 hours driving, today and yesterday combined. went to the beach today, pretty lit

80% of tourists here are germans lol, had to convince my friends not to throw up nazi salutes

wait for the czech army to arrive. many tourists there are czech pensioners

 

[ruben slikk]

wait for the czech army to arrive. many tourists there are czech pensioners

yeah i saw a bunch of czech license plates too down the highway