The Worst GMod Pictures I Have Ever Made

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Posting Good pics in a thread called something like 'Johnns posing shed' is for Massive Cunts. (Honestly If your threads called like Daves Cave of Poses or Johns Emporium of Coding/Art/Posing just look at the state of your life you turds niffing dog raper) so here are some of the Ugliest pics I made. Real ugly fuckers that escaped my Dropbox deleting. likle the runts of the litter. Ugly little fuckers, the lot of em.


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Shit -- look at it, shit. Made for shitty World divide thread. Everything about this pic its fucking arse. No background well shite blur ont he wheels. Fucking arse lighting. The build itself: fucking wank. Doesnt make any sense. Whys that one bloke sitting in the middle of the bus. Why isnt he at the front? Whys the guy at the side looking into the bus? Whys the bloke on the motorbike look well pissed? Wys the other bloke holding his gun in his hand like a hard cunt? Too many questions, not enuf ansers. Just well shit

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Made for shitty lemonpunch event abotu a high flat getting covered in crabs or some pish. Loads of problems. Whys the bloke look so well chill. Whys there such a massiv fucking vent on the wall? The lighting as well it looks like piss, piss wank. This ones its just shite. Doesnt need much explanation much like the one aove.

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Just trash init. Anybody with half a fuckin eye can figure this one out. About as pleasing as a wet turd that one is. Cant really explain the problems I just hate it. like If I were raped and a I popped out a baby I didnt want. Probably like that feeling. Felt the same with this image.

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Cunts well praisedt his when I first posted it on lemonpunch but it wank. Alrite I think the ideas pretty nifty but its as well executed as a cartel victim. Today I could go back and execute it with the precision of an ISIS swordman but I've got bigger fish to fry. Shitty textures. WEll pish camera placement. Posings as unnatural as a hoors bolt ons.

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Lighting makes me sick to the core it does looks like utter pish. Big yellow piss stain over the land. Shitty fallout billboard and road with bad teexture. Cops have no shadows. I like the posin of the cop with the gun thats about it he looks like a hard Tejan cunt but evertything else looks wank

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Remember EU roleplay? Haha that was fucking shit it was. I was the only media dev that actually bothered to do anything cos the rest of you were LAZY CUNTS. This is just shite. Too much clashing too many models from different games and that it just looks its built out a fuckin toys. City doesnt look like a city. Too much going on. I tried to make it look lively made it look like a toybox

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Another wank EU rp one. Look at that depth of field MAKES me fucking ill it does. The lightings fuckin shit as well looks like it was done in a photoshoot. Too many pigs as well they should just be blasting the guys head open from close range. My views in police operating procedure chhhnaged some time between this picture and the present Im guessing

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Some wank i made for outlands. Spot the numerous errors. The cunt who wanted it liked it if I remeber. I want whatever he was smoking cos its probably better than what Im smoking right now

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Had another outlands pic it was well shit. Some bloke walking like a robot and that ugly arse lemonpunch outlands logo was slapped on it as well. Probably deleted it I think
Haha I found its fucking worse than I remembered

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Taken in the era Were I didnt know the sun didnt piss the land yellow. Left handed gun firing. Stupid cliche setup. Dont realyl know what the fucks goin on the back either

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A flirt with ''''''ART''''' gone wrong. Like trying to buy her drink and she just throws it in your face.

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Self explanatory. From a dark era.

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Same as above. Didnt have the logo on at this point but dont worry it to was part of the Horrific "campaigns"

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Gettin a bit fucked with these descriptions now init. If youve got alf a brain this ones pretty easy to see init. Its one of those pis you just kind of look at it and grunt as you walk by, like the romani beggers on the street

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WW3RP sextuple meltdown. Theyre all shit pics but I dont know why I ever made them cos I fucking hate most army men pics unless its some right nam buggers and I hateed that shite ww3 server in general. OH Yeah I mindw hy I made them its cos the rest of the media devs (Apart from a solid 2 or 3--- debate amongst yourself for the Position of not beign a useless cunt)) had their thumbs up their arses

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Solidly shit. Back when I thought i was well hard for being able to say "Yeah bro this is all gmod. No post proecesing."

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Proper old lemonpunch one made for the very first summer bullshit if I remember. Utter trash. If this were a person itd be billy joe from greenday or that

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To be fair the junkies are fuckin solid I dont think youl ever find better posing than that one bloke lyin down high as a kite. Height of gmod posing no contest. Everything else is wank. Should have just been this bloke smashed on jet against a black background. Raw beauty: appreciate the man and nothing else

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Absolutely wank just look at those shadows. Look at it all. Piss yellow lighting. Fucked up grass. Its army men as well which is utter trash but I dont mind the bloke getting his throat cut Dagestan and that biz. Slice of the Caucasus slice of a guy'ss neck

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Proper old school territory now. Always liked the cunt running hes got a real sense of urgency. Everything is shit: the gamemode, the rest of the posin. the scenebuild. Back when I thought I was a hard cunt for scenebuilding

Thats about it hope your eyes are feeling scorched cos Im not posing any of the nice pics I made recently until Oswalds back. Semper fi and good luck on the mission of life, Marines.
 

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Behold 2 things Gurrazors [LP] made me make for shitty donation thread. Truthful garbage, if you know what I mean. I can't come up with my usual snappy words because I'm not sober, so Godbless.
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I mean some of these, I'd use as my wallpaper. Are you a perfectionist sir? (Have to get everything perfect otherwise it's trash)
 
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If those are your worst, then what are your best?

Cuppa Joe.

You should stop downplaying yourself so much, even if it's not your best art, it's better than what a lot of others could do.
 
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Cuppa Joe.

You should stop downplaying yourself so much, even if it's not your best art, it's better than what a lot of others could do.

None of you can see shit even if you get it right in your eyes

If those are your worst, then what are your best?

I dont know I got a lot of stuff. Depends what side of the bed I woke up on