Universal Union Basketball Game

[Hanuko]

Keep reading on, or die tonight a exactly

12:42. This

is based on a TRUE STORY! Once there

was

a baby

girl named Marry. Her mother couldn't

take

all the

crying, so she decided it was time for her

to

go. She

buried her baby alive in her back yard.

After she

buried her she could still hear Marry

crying.

So she dug her back up and stabbed her

one

time in the arm,

and buried her again. Marry cried harder,

but a few

hours later it stopped. At exactly 12:42,

Marry died.

She bleed to death. Now her sprite

haunts

the

world. When your sleeping, she stabs

you in

the

arm and watches you bleed to death.

And

that's how she got the name "Bloody

Marry" this is the true story

of her. She wants everyone to feel her

pain

that she

felt. Apparently, if you re-post This isn't

fake.

Apparently, if you copy and paste this to

ten

comments in the next ten minuets you

will

have the

best day of your life tomorrow. You will

either get kissed or asked out, if you

brake

this chain you will

see a little dead girl in your room tonight.

In the next

53 minuets someone will say I love you

or

I'm sorry

to 12 other comments you will have the

best day of

your life tomorrow. But if you break this

chain you die

at exactly 12:42 tonight by Bloody Marry.

Don't believe me? You'll see not taking

 

[Zak]

all im sayin is that if you didnt at least think about lola's ass as a kid, you're lying

 

[Hanuko]

all im sayin is that if you didnt at least think about lola's ass as a kid, you're lying

i live in eastern europe so i only saw space jam in like 2004 lol

 

[Jojo Manning]

all im sayin is that if you didnt at least think about lola's ass as a kid, you're lying

i think about dispatch's artificially intelligent ass does that count lol

 

[Hanuko]

i think about dispatch's artificially intelligent ass does that count lol

I'm Rick Harrison, and this is my pawn shop. I work here with my old man and my son, Big Hoss. Everything in here has a story and a price. One thing I've learned after 21 years - you never know WHAT is gonna come through that door.

 

[Jojo Manning]

jesus christ we really are an autistic bunch arent we but idgaf we're still doing this union basketball shit lets make this happen

 

[Hanuko]

can this get a lock thanks
@Slothmachine
@Blackquill

 

[Zak]

no

 

[Jojo Manning]

fuck off @Hanuko if you want your gay ass dab competition go make your own thread
@Blackquill dont lock thread pls we need to make basketball game

 

[Hanuko]

fuck off @Hanuko if you want your gay ass dab competition go make your own thread
@Blackquill dont lock thread pls we need to make basketball game

i'm really sorry that you're an aspie

 

[Jojo Manning]

i'm really sorry that you're an aspie

i'm also really sorry you're from latvia

 

[Hanuko]

i'm also really sorry you're from latvia

i'd rather be from latvia than your inbred shithole

 

[Jojo Manning]

i'd rather be from latvia than your inbred shithole

god damn it you're gonna keep throwing me off and manage to get this thread lock fuck that back on topic of union basketball

 

[Roosebud]

this thread got slam dunked real fast

 

[Hanuko]

this thread got slam dunked real fast

boutta' dunk on everyone's ass if this doesn't get a lock

 

[Zak]

fucking try it kiddo

i'd tell you to shove a potato up your ass but you havent seen food in three months

 

[Jojo Manning]

boutta' dunk on everyone's ass if this doesn't get a lock

you mean fuck everyones ass gayboyyyyy?

 

[Gungeoneer]

<:: YOU HAVE BEEN CHARGED WITH 99; CAPITAL DUNKING ::>

 

[Hanuko]

fucking try it kiddo

i'd tell you to shove a potato up your ass but you havent seen food in three months

smh i'd enjoy it if it was from your hands

you mean fuck everyones ass gayboyyyyy?

smdh you're the one being suspect as fuck

 

[Zak]

smh i'd enjoy it if it was from your hands

man i don't need a potato when i got two hands with five fingers each