US constitution appreciation thread

[paprika]

Mmmm... When I think of sweet and succulent things, I think of that juicy constitution... What's your guys' most favored part?

 

[munchm_]

The First Ammendment. I guess the Second Ammendment is cool, too.

 

[Deleted member 374]

the part where they say it's cool to say whatever

 

[paprika]

The First Ammendment. I guess the Second Ammendment is cool, too.

the part where they say it's cool to say whatever

Good choices.

 

[Deleted member 374]

the constitution is for faggots xxdd

you made the thread

 

[paprika]

you made the thread

Yes, sir.

 

[munchm_]

the constitution is for faggots xxdd

Have you heard of this beautiful place called "Fast threads"?

 

[paprika]

Have you heard of this beautiful place called "Fast threads"?

Sorry dad

 

[A_cRaZeD_hObO]

The part that says prisoners can be worked like slaves for free

 

[Redhunter]

The third amendment because....


...I don't want Johnny Militia shooting mr from inside my home?

 

[Bork]

its barely a democracy so none of it

 

[PrincessKatey]

It gives rebels the idea of a nation state Britannia rules the waves

 

[Black Rain (1989)]

The Twenty-first Amendment.

 

[PrincessKatey]

How many amendments does the constitution have?

 

[Black Rain (1989)]

How many amendments does the constitution have?

27, although the eighteenth amendment is cancelled out by the twenty-first.

 

[GenericPlayer]

The amendment where you can make a militia with guns is p nice...

 

[PrincessKatey]

27, although the eighteenth amendment is cancelled out by the twenty-first.

Wait what?

 

[A_cRaZeD_hObO]

its barely a democracy so none of it

http://www.bbc.com/news/blogs-echochambers-27074746

by definition not a democracy but an oligarchy
for americans who do not know what that means-
oligarchy
ˈɒlɪɡɑːki/
noun

1. a small group of people having control of a country or organization.
   "the ruling oligarchy of military men around the president"
   • a country governed by an oligarchy.
     "he believed that Britain was an oligarchy"
   • government by an oligarchy.

 

[epicman682]

All of it. Its just....

 

[Satirical]

The Bill of Rights. In particular:

Spoiler: Amendment I

Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the Government for a redress of grievances.

Spoiler: Amendment II

A well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed.

Spoiler: Amendment IV

The right of the people to be secure in their persons, houses, papers, and effects, against unreasonable searches and seizures, shall not be violated, and no Warrants shall issue, but upon probable cause, supported by Oath or affirmation, and particularly describing the place to be searched, and the persons or things to be seized.

Spoiler: Amendment X

The powers not delegated to the United States by the Constitution, nor prohibited by it to the States, are reserved to the States respectively, or to the people.