why erp is bad and you should never do it

[jb]

you know how erotic things are hot?

you know how roleplay is cool?

well if you mix them together, it's not hot or cool, it's lukewarm

and that is why you should never erp

 

[Gungeoneer]

f2b is ok though

 

[Angel]

WEW LAWD
The more you know!
:ok:

 

[MaXenzie]

you know how erotic things are hot?

you know how roleplay is cool?

well if you mix them together, it's not hot or cool, it's lukewarm

and that is why you should never erp

But lukewarm things are considered the perfect temperature???

You don't use a cool or scalding hairdryer, you use a warm one.

You don't have an absolutely boiling or half-frozen bath, you have one just warm enough to keep you comfortable.

You contradicted yourself by explaining why ERP is good?

 

[Gungeoneer]

But lukewarm things are considered the perfect temperature???

You don't use a cool or scalding hairdryer, you use a warm one.

You don't have an absolutely boiling or half-frozen bath, you have one just warm enough to keep you comfortable.

You contradicted yourself by explaining why ERP is good?

shut up

 

[Zomba]

I'd rather rp fapping to loli

 

[Gabby]

I'd rather rp fapping to loli

Eh, i'm more of a shota guy

 

[MaXenzie]

shut up

No you.

ERP is bad, but he's done a pretty poor job at giving an analogy.

A better way would be "90% of the time you're pretending to fuck virtual avatars with another sweaty fucking teenage guy."

 

[All Adm*ns are Bastards]

Hacking away at a tied up cows throat with your rambo knife as if it were some 30 buck fuck hoor

 

[jb]

No you.

ERP is bad, but he's done a pretty poor job at giving an analogy.

A better way would be "90% of the time you're pretending to fuck virtual avatars with another sweaty fucking teenage guy."

But lukewarm things are considered the perfect temperature???

You don't use a cool or scalding hairdryer, you use a warm one.

You don't have an absolutely boiling or half-frozen bath, you have one just warm enough to keep you comfortable.

You contradicted yourself by explaining why ERP is good?

luke·warm
ˈlo͞okwôrm/
adjective

1. (of liquid or food that should be hot) only moderately warm; tepid.
   "they drank bitter lukewarm coffee"
   synonyms: tepid, slightly warm, warmish, at room temperature, chambré
   "lukewarm coffee"
   • (of a person, attitude, or action) unenthusiastic.
     "the universities were lukewarm about the proposal from the start"

 

[JohnLugo]

every time you erp just close your eyes and imagine your mother reading your logs

 

[Liamos]

cps can erp as rewards

 

[Akula]

nothing gets me going like text and looking at a lifeless source engine female model

it's like reading fifty shades of grey while looking at a mannequin

sexY