Your IRL life in Half Life 2

[echs dee]

I many think humans are so fragile and sensitive nowadays that humanity would be screwed, all of these choices are irrelevant

ngl
what if they killed the dictator of the earth bc he said something racist on twitter before the occupation

 

[Vortex]

ngl
what if they killed the dictator of the earth bc he said something racist on twitter before the occupation

Let's put it into a more serious perspective.

Most humans today barely exercise and live relatively easy lives (look at your ancestors)

Those kinds of people who care about political correctness and all that wouldn't last long under an overpowering fascist alien regime (yes, some light-heartedness)

 

[Geeman]

I'd go CP. Long live da union!

 

[ovxy]

join combine
combine ftw

 

[Chromesthesia_]

id die like id be one those mfkers who get clapped for no reason or like something dumb as fuck lmao

 

[Vortex]

id die like id be one those mfkers who get clapped for no reason or like something dumb as fuck lmao

fairly realistic

I mean people cant reproduce i'm wondering how there's still so many damn humans

 

[Monks]

Honestly, idfk.

If it was Neb Canon, I'd probably join the PMA and die in some fuckoff jungle in the middle of Brazil.

If it's like how it was in the games, I'd probably try and break into being a Loyalist and give my family a somewhat peaceful life. Either that or I join a resistance group early on and just do shit for a while, probably becoming like an American Odessa Cubbage.

 

[Goopy]

look for a life as a loyalist, wait out to see if the world betters itself as the combine leaves, if not probably off myself if my family were no longer alive

 

[Deleted member 3190]

I'd be dead within the first hour because I live in the center of a major city and a Citadel would warp-in and delete my entire existence.

 

[john]

probably top myself with an overdose

 

[Axi0m]

Either sell out as a cop or pop a 9mm aspirin

 

[Clokr]

I’d likely literally go to the combine and become a cop. Most of the time people and friends like to see me as the underdog type of savior and always sticking with them

But ina situation like HL2 I’d just become a cop so people wouldn’t recognize me cause of the vocoder n shit but also because deep down I’m a fucking psycho and have no problem inflicting harm on others if it means I can get benefits for myself or family.

Also OTA cause I lowkey still got that sort of SF dream and I don’t mind giving up my humanity cause at that point it’s more a hinderance then a advantage

 

[john]

also because deep down I’m a fucking psycho and have no problem inflicting harm on others

me when i regularly post on the owning a gun threads and i am not a danger to society

 

[Clokr]

me when i regularly post on the owning a gun threads and i am not a danger to society

Guys please I swear I’m not a danger to myself or others please I’m cool and hip wait why are they’re a dozen officers of the law outside my home what the fuck

 

[Charlie]

off myself

 

[Deleted member 3818]

I think the majority of people who think they could be CP's would end up like raskolnikov

 

[Postino]

I'd probably be a loyalist trying to join the ranks of the CAB tbh, it doesn't really require any violence and it's the best life you can get for 0 risk