Zak fucked up

[Spartan]

Hey guys, thought you might want to know Zak fucked up his hip completely while mopping the floor. No, seriously, he slipped and fell and sheered his thigh bone from the ball joint in his hip. Luckily the ball is still in (I think) so he's getting a handy dandy operation to put some rods in him and fix him up.

So his hip is completely broken and wish him well etc.

#Zakfuckedup

 

[Chester]

#Zakfuckedup

 

[Ayrism]

what's new

zak can be our bed ridden coding slut now

 

[Blackquill]

Let's see him code his way out of this one

Nah in all seriousness, I wish him a swift recovery.

 

[Spartan]

Let's see him code his way out of this one

Nah in all seriousness, I wish him a swift recovery.

"My code is almost as broke as my hip." - @Zak

 

[Ayrism]

"My code is almost as broke as my hip." - @Zak

"Ah shit, I used the wrong crack." - @Zak

 

[Zak]

I will soon be 1/206th terminator

 

[Blackquill]

I will soon be 1/206th terminator

@lil fandango

 

[Zak]

predicted the fucking future

 

[Prof]

...again?

 

[ecchikawaii]

#zakfuckedup

like if you'd had taken to die in that housefire this would never have happend

 

[alex]

predicted the fucking future

:wheelchair::laughing::wheelchair:

 

[swagile]

Hope you get better dude.

Broken anything sucks balls.

 

[Ayrism]

Hope you get better dude.

Broken anything sucks balls.

broken jaws cant suck balls

checkmate

 

[Angel]

:wheelchair:

 

[Brandon]

I will soon be 1/206th terminator

zak how do you even do this dude

you were dancing, weren't you

 

[Deleted member 61]

I've mopped my brewery over 399 times and never fucked up my hip.

Chops to @Zak for fucking up something I didn't know you could fuck up.

 

[swagile]

If you've watched a thousand ways to die there have been worse ways real life people have died. I remember slipping and falling onto a broom stick was one of them so Zak is considerably luckier.

 

[Zak]

Yeah I literally just channeled my inner old man and snapped the bone clean off near the ball joint. From slipping on a wet floor.

But hey, at least I've gotten about twenty minutes of sleep total since they keep waking me up to run tests...

 

[swagile]

Yeah I literally just channeled my inner old man and snapped the bone clean off near the ball joint. From slipping on a wet floor.

But hey, at least I've gotten about twenty minutes of sleep total since they keep waking me up to run tests...

Better constantly awake than finding yourself sleeping and suddenly breaking something more because they forgot to check something.