Serious LGBT Thread

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I can live with body hair, except my curse of a neckbeard stays shaved when I'm sending pics or going out.

also NSFW tip, if you're gonna shave the hade's zone, trim it to a certain level don't purge it outright, otherwise you'll need body lotion to chill out the annoying sensitive skin for a little while, big dumb mistake that was from experience.
 
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if you want to get rid of bodyhair quickly follow my trademarked fag guide:

  • buy a very fucking good body trimmer. dont cheap out - if ur using it for pubes get a high rpm motor cause theyre coarse af and if its not high enough your pubes can get caught. you dont want to feel that pain.
  • hair removal cream might work really fucking well for you, i use it religiously, some people dont lose one hair to it
  • to prevent razorburn: tea tree oil (not too high concentration), when shaving w/ a razor always go in direction of hair, use a very fucking sharp razor
  • i replace my blade every 8 proper shaves, you can probably get away w/ doing it less often but thats on you if you get razorburn
ur welcome
 
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to maintain twinkhood into early 30s:

  • get a decent motherfucking skincare routine including an spf moisturiser to prevent wrinkles. this is essential. i heavily recomend the ordinary's 10% niamincide + like 2% (might be 1%) zinc solution. it will suit every single skin type and will help make ur face super glowy and smooth. takes about a month for noticable results but its so cheap you could probably bathe in it
  • actually eat decent some of y'all be ordering maccies on a daily basis. dont do that. cook what you can, make what you can i guarantee it will taste better and a guy who can cook makes people hornier than anything else.
  • hydration. please drink water. please. i carry a big 2l bottle w/ me everywhere and sip constantly
  • dear god get off your ass and exercise. cardio is good but i hate it so i do it rarely (although i still run a 5k minimum every other day) but weight lifting is fun and a toned twink is better than a praying mantis
 
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Whilt said:
8 proper shaves
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8? goddamn i replace mine clean shaving my pube-face after like 4 times what the fuck

you guys give those bitches too much life, maybe my hairs just a little thicker but they just suck after a few times
 
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8? goddamn i replace mine clean shaving my pube-face after like 4 times what the fuck

you guys give those bitches too much life, maybe my hairs just a little thicker but they just suck after a few times
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Please please please tell me you don’t shave your nuts and your face with the same razor
 
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Whilt said:
why the ever living fuck are you using the same razor for your pubes and face oh my god
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NO dumbass im calling the hairs on my face pube-like you fucking idiot fuck ing idiot retard
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Isuckatgaming said:
image not using the same thing for pubes and face

we gotta be economical in this day and age
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Whilt said:
why the ever living fuck are you using the same razor for your pubes and face oh my god
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Dw bro it resets afterwards. It’s like the towel. When you wipe your ass and then face it resets itself by the time you come back again to shower.
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Smallfries said:
I’m gonna take a straight razor to my cock and balls tonight wish me luck gamers
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I tried using a fucking 80 year old straight razor once because I had no other razors... worst fucking burn ever never use a straight razor on your cock and balls
 
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Whilt said:
to maintain twinkhood into early 30s:

  • get a decent motherfucking skincare routine including an spf moisturiser to prevent wrinkles. this is essential. i heavily recomend the ordinary's 10% niamincide + like 2% (might be 1%) zinc solution. it will suit every single skin type and will help make ur face super glowy and smooth. takes about a month for noticable results but its so cheap you could probably bathe in it
  • actually eat decent some of y'all be ordering maccies on a daily basis. dont do that. cook what you can, make what you can i guarantee it will taste better and a guy who can cook makes people hornier than anything else.
  • hydration. please drink water. please. i carry a big 2l bottle w/ me everywhere and sip constantly
  • dear god get off your ass and exercise. cardio is good but i hate it so i do it rarely (although i still run a 5k minimum every other day) but weight lifting is fun and a toned twink is better than a praying mantis
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niamincide is a gift from the gods, highly recommend

freederm clearing moisturiser is a similar alternative (was looking at that ordinary stuff and it seems oos on some sites, or with like, expensive shipping)
 
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constantdisplay said:
niamincide is a gift from the gods, highly recommend

freederm clearing moisturiser is a similar alternative (was looking at that ordinary stuff and it seems oos on some sites, or with like, expensive shipping)
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if you dont watch skincare by hyram: why?
 
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