Serious Team Fortress 2

[Blackquill]

>Heavies bow to Medic
>In contact with devs
>Possess psychic-like abilities
>Control dustbowl with an iron but fair fist
>Own intelligence & control points globally
>Direct descendants of the classic TF bloodline
>Will bankroll the first maps on TF3 (Medicgrad will be be the first map)
>Own 99% of hat facilities on TF2
>First designer hats will in all likelihood be Medic hats
>Medic said to have 215+ IQ, such intelligence on TF2 has only existed deep in Australian Outback & Area 51
>Ancient TFC scriptures tell of a medic who will descend upon TF2 and will bring an era of enlightenment and unprecedented skill with him
>They own hat labs around the world
>You likely have medic hat on you right now
>The Medic is in regular communication with the developers Robin and Gabe, forwarding the word of devs to the gaming community. Who do you think set up the meeting between /tf2g/ & the Gabe Newell? (First meeting between the two groups ever) and arranged /tf2g/'s first trip to Valve HQ in history
>They learned fluent rocket jumps in under a week
>Community servers entrust their map rotations with the Medic. There's no gold in tf_knox, only tf_Medic
>The Medic is about 7 decades old, from the space-time reference point of the base human currently accepted by our society
>In reality, he is a timeless being existing in all points of time and space from the orange box launch to the end of the game. We don't know his ultimate plans yet. We hope he's a benevolent being.

 

[Spock]

new spy meta

enforcer
red tape recorder
that gay your eternal reward reskin called the watanga prick or whatever
dead ringer

jokes aside I've been playing a lot more TF2 hmu if you wanna play with a mediocre jackass

 

[Blackquill]

enforcer

Why would you ever use the enforcer

Stock revolver has always been the best.

dead ringer

 

[Ond]

Why would you ever use the enforcer

Stock revolver has always been the best.

>he doesn't use the l'etranger

 

[Blackquill]

>he doesn't use the l'etranger

2nd best

I like to harrass snipers, and if they're using the razorback (which 99% of them are) stock revolver takes them down with ease

 

[PilotBland]

>he doesn't use the l'etranger

l'etranger lost its usefulness long time ago old man

 

[Blackquill]

l'etranger lost its usefulness long time ago old man

Extra cloak is far from useless mate

especially with C&D, it's pitiful without it

 

[Spock]

Why would you ever use the enforcer

Stock revolver has always been the best.

yes, I know. It's a meme build. the Eternal reward would remove really the only redeeming feature of the enforcer, the +20% damage boost when disguised.

red tape is just shit

my actual build is generally

stock/diamondback/amb
stock sap
stock knife usually
cloak and dagger because I'm a trash human

 

[abcdefg]

i love this game, nearly 6k hours (help)
i always play jump maps
i used to play competitive 6's and i ended up winning ETF2L low as a soldier (not much but it was a lot of fun)

as for pubs, death to all pyro mains. fuck you for playing a class designed for primary school children
death to all spies who try to trickstab you and fail miserably
playing heavy and having a mate heal you constantly is so fucking fun and it's a guaranteed win. you just mow down everyone

 

[Blackquill]

It's a 'demoman + kritz pocket medic' combo episode.

 

[Isuckatgaming]

>Heavies bow to Medic
>In contact with devs
>Possess psychic-like abilities
>Control dustbowl with an iron but fair fist
>Own intelligence & control points globally
>Direct descendants of the classic TF bloodline
>Will bankroll the first maps on TF3 (Medicgrad will be be the first map)
>Own 99% of hat facilities on TF2
>First designer hats will in all likelihood be Medic hats
>Medic said to have 215+ IQ, such intelligence on TF2 has only existed deep in Australian Outback & Area 51
>Ancient TFC scriptures tell of a medic who will descend upon TF2 and will bring an era of enlightenment and unprecedented skill with him
>They own hat labs around the world
>You likely have medic hat on you right now
>The Medic is in regular communication with the developers Robin and Gabe, forwarding the word of devs to the gaming community. Who do you think set up the meeting between /tf2g/ & the Gabe Newell? (First meeting between the two groups ever) and arranged /tf2g/'s first trip to Valve HQ in history
>They learned fluent rocket jumps in under a week
>Community servers entrust their map rotations with the Medic. There's no gold in tf_knox, only tf_Medic
>The Medic is about 7 decades old, from the space-time reference point of the base human currently accepted by our society
>In reality, he is a timeless being existing in all points of time and space from the orange box launch to the end of the game. We don't know his ultimate plans yet. We hope he's a benevolent being.

yfw in TF2 comic canon the medic owns the souls of the TF classic team and the TF2 team and has cheated death by fooling the devil at least once

 

[JohnLugo]

uber eet

 

[Ond]

 

[Johnny B. Goode]

 

[metropaun]

when u accidentaly taunt during a push

 

[Luft]

 

[Isuckatgaming]

 

[abcdefg]

phlog
overpowered
lmao

 

[abcdefg]

I MAIN SOLDIER AND I CAN BEAT ANYONE IN NEBULOUS IN A 1V1

 

[I'M #1 SO WHY TRY HARDER]

I MAIN SOLDIER AND I CAN BEAT ANYONE IN NEBULOUS IN A 1V1

stock or gunboats