Generic forum game - Wish granting

[Megafreak]

Granted- you're fired from your job/kicked out of school and get all the holidays you could want

I wish for a really shit wish, one that will make me really sad and not make me rich

granted

but you get rich in shares of LP

I wish hl2 was up...

 

[Hanuko]

granted

but you get rich in shares of LP

I wish hl2 was up...

HL2 is up, but with a password that noone knows.


i wish i'd die.

 

[Deleted member 150]

HL2 is up, but with a password that noone knows.


i wish i'd die.

Granted, but you will have to become a ghost and blend into the human society.

I wish Dr. Pepper was unbanned.

 

[Hanuko]

Granted, but you will have to become a ghost and blend into the human society.

I wish Dr. Pepper was unbanned.

he is unbanned, but he spams you with Child Pornography

 

[Deleted member 150]

he is unbanned, but he spams you with Child Pornography

I wouldn't mind that happening, actually.

 

[A_cRaZeD_hObO]

I wouldn't mind that happening, actually.

you wouldn't mind being bombarded with child porn??

 

[Deleted member 150]

you wouldn't mind being bombarded with child porn??

Nope.
Almost definitely not.

 

[Gungeoneer]

Nope.
Almost definitely not.

I wish people would stop being fucking pedophiles and start to play the game properly.

 

[JohnLugo]

I wish people would stop being fucking pedophiles and start to play the game properly.

Granted, but they're replaced with necrophiles.

 

[wired]

Granted, but they're replaced with necrophiles.

you have to make a wish for yourself

 

[Gungeoneer]

Granted, but they're replaced with necrophiles.

DID YOU NOT READ THE SECOND PART OF MY STATEMENT

 

[Deleted member 150]

I wish people would stop being fucking pedophiles and start to play the game properly.

Too young to be a pedophile.

 

[JohnLugo]

you have to make a wish for yourself

I wish none of us had any wishes to begin with so we could break the cycle

 

[wired]

I wish none of us had any wishes to begin with so we could break the cycle

granted, but a new wish thread opens up

I wish I could grant myself wishes

 

[JohnLugo]

granted, but a new wish thread opens up

I wish I could grant myself wishes

Granted, but all the wishes you wish for yourself get cancelled after a day.

I wish I had a sandwich right now

 

[Deleted member 150]

Granted, but all the wishes you wish for yourself get cancelled after a day.

I wish I had a sandwich right now

Granted, but the sandwich is made of nothing but lettuce.

I wish I had a pizza right now.

 

[MaXenzie]

Granted, but the sandwich is made of nothing but lettuce.

Then it's not a fucking sandwich, it's just a pile of lettuce.

Granted, but the pizza is that one pizza you really hate.

I wish for world peace.

 

[Hanuko]

Then it's not a fucking sandwich, it's just a pile of lettuce.

Granted, but the pizza is that one pizza you really hate.

I wish for world peace.

world peace is acquired, but people slowly run out of food, water, oil, and any other needed resources.

i want to own all games on steam

 

[Adrenaline]

world peace is acquired, but people slowly run out of food, water, oil, and any other needed resources.

i want to own all games on steam

granted, but every game has a limit, you may only play 2 hours of it.
I want to have 50 euros on steam.

 

[Hanuko]

granted, but every game has a limit, you may only play 2 hours of it.
I want to have 50 euros on steam.

granted, but all the prices of the games rise over 50+ euros

i want to be a cool hacker