Generic forum game - Wish granting

[pudsey]

Granted, but water now tastes like bleach

I wish that the servers would launch on the weekend

Granted. They do, but you get banned without any chance of appeal.

I wish for infinite knowledge.

 

[OTL KeXLogeR]

Granted. They do, but you get banned without any chance of appeal.

I wish for infinite knowledge.

Granted but you only have it for 15 seconds.
I wish I can stop time and start time without being affected by the physical laws of time and room.

 

[Kaine]

-snip 2fast4me-

 

[Caban]

-snip 2fast4me-

Granted, but you snip off the wrong parts and end up hospitalized and put in a wheelchair for the rest of your life.

I wish we had a stapler in this forum.

 

[Megafreak]

Granted, but you snip off the wrong parts and end up hospitalized and put in a wheelchair for the rest of your life.

I wish we had a stapler in this forum.

granted, but it doesn't work.

I wish I had a life

 

[gigi]

granted, but you die

i wish to own 4chan

 

[Expax]

i wish to own 4chan

Granted, but you only own the My Little Pony part of it.

 

[Megafreak]

granted, but you die

i wish to own 4chan

granted, but it shuts down a day later

I wish I had more purple discs

 

[pudsey]

granted, but it shuts down a day later

I wish I had more purple discs

Granted. They get replaced with dumb ratings.

I wish for infinite fortune.

 

[gigi]

granted, but it shuts down a day later

just the way id want it
remove all mods and janitors, remove all rules and let 4chan destory half the internet before shuting down to never be seen again

 

[Fruity]

just the way id want it
remove all mods and janitors, remove all rules and let 4chan destory half the internet before shuting down to never be seen again

Granted, but your house would be filled with Tumblr protestants.
The rain be replaced with watermelon.

 

[gigi]

Granted, but your house would be filled with Tumblr protestants.
The rain be replaced with watermelon.

wrong thing
my wish was already granted
go away

 

[betazero9]

Granted, but your house would be filled with Tumblr protestants.
The rain be replaced with watermelon.

Granted, it's replaced with watermelon however logic breaks and whole universe drowns in chaos.

All SJWs and feminists are gone.

 

[Megafreak]

-snip-

 

[Caban]

I wish I had a friend.

 

[Strawberry Fellow]

I wish I wasent a fat fuck who sits in all day playing roleplay vidya games

 

[pudsey]

I wish I wasent a fat fuck who sits in all day playing roleplay vidya games

Not all wishes can be granted friend.

 

[Megafreak]

Granted. They get replaced with dumb ratings.

I wish for infinite fortune.

Granted, but there's an apocalypse the next day.

I wish for more wishes.

 

[Strawberry Fellow]

Not all wishes can be granted friend.

This makes me wanna

 

[Expax]

I wish for more wishes.

Granted, but the universe explodes.

I wish for people to like me