Generic forum game - Wish granting

[Plankt0n]

No wish, granted, but you have a wish.
I wish that Alex just got the 8k out of nowhere anyways.

Granted, however he can only buy cheeseburgers for the rest of his life besides for the 8k he just got.

With the wish I was granted I wished I never burried my ex 6 feet under after murdering her whole family.

 

[OTL KeXLogeR]

Granted, however he can only buy cheeseburgers for the rest of his life besides for the 8k he just got.

With the wish I was granted I wished I never burried my ex 6 feet under after murdering her whole family.

Granted, I wish that @Plankt0n will reply to my wish. (Which he cant actually do)

 

[Plankt0n]

Granted, I wish that @Plankt0n will reply to my wish. (Which he cant actually do)

God damnit, paradox.

 

[OTL KeXLogeR]

God damnit, paradox.

Geez, fine, I wish that @Plankt0n won't reply to my thread.

 

[Suyu]

Granted.

I wish I was a SA
@Blackquill

 

[OTL KeXLogeR]

Granted.

I wish I was a SA
@Blackquill

Granted but you need to make a very very good Staff application for it
I wish someone doesn't fuck my wish up.

 

[Megafreak]

Granted but you need to make a very very good Staff application for it
I wish someone doesn't fuck my wish up.

Granted, but you forgot what you wished for.

I wish a mod would lock this cancer

 

[Plankt0n]

Granted, but you forgot what you wished for.

I wish a mod would lock this cancer

Granted however, it's only for exactly 1 minute.

I wish i had unlimited alcohol.


*unlocked again.

 

[OTL KeXLogeR]

Granted however, it's only for exactly 1 minute.
I wish i had unlimited alcohol.
*unlocked again.

Granted but you have it and also, you dont.
I wish that I will pass this year's grade.

 

[Caban]

Granted but you have it and also, you dont.
I wish that I will pass this year's grade.

Granted, but you will be kicked off school for sexual harassment accusations on the last day

I wish I had a cookie and some milk

 

[Plankt0n]

Granted but you have it and also, you dont.
I wish that I will pass this year's grade.

You're no fun.

 

[Trains]

Granted, but you will be kicked off school for sexual harassment accusations on the last day

I wish I had a cookie and some milk

Granted but you can't get it because you are poor and can't afford them. You instead decided to spend your money on a phone/computer and internet so you could make this reply, rendering you unable to nourish yourself. You soon die as you have no money and no ability to feed yourself.
shit that was dark

I wish I knew what to wish for

 

[OTL KeXLogeR]

Granted but you can't get it because you are poor and can't afford them. You instead decided to spend your money on a phone/computer and internet so you could make this reply, rendering you unable to nourish yourself. You soon die as you have no money and no ability to feed yourself.
shit that was dark

I wish I knew what to wish for

Granted but you instantly forget it
I wish I could drive a car already.

 

[pudsey]

Granted but you can't get it because you are poor and can't afford them. You instead decided to spend your money on a phone/computer and internet so you could make this reply, rendering you unable to nourish yourself. You soon die as you have no money and no ability to feed yourself.
shit that was dark

I wish I knew what to wish for

Granted. You know what you wish for, but you don't get it anyway.
paradox


I wish for a way out.

 

[Caban]

Granted but you instantly forget it
I wish I could drive a car already.

Granted, but you get arrested for driving without a license and die from an infected hole in your anal cavity in prison.

I wish I won this forum game.

 

[OTL KeXLogeR]

Granted, but you get arrested for driving without a license and die from an infected hole in your anal cavity in prison.

I wish I won this forum game.

Granted but only in your mind
I wish I know what to wish for but also I don't.

 

[pudsey]

Granted but only in your mind
I wish I know what to wish for but also I don't.

Granted. You get a bomb hidden in a letter in replacement for what you don't want.
It's set to explode soon as well.

I wish to get noticed.

 

[Caban]

Granted. You get a bomb hidden in a letter in replacement for what you don't want.
It's set to explode soon as well.

I wish to get noticed.

Granted, but all the attention gets your personal information leaked and a new fappening dedicated to your nudes drives you into suicide.

I wish I had a nebula.

 

[Grau]

Granted, but all the attention gets your personal information leaked and a new fappening dedicated to your nudes drives you into suicide.

I wish I had a nebula.

Granted, but that's the last one you're going to get forever.


I wish bleach tasted like lemoade.

 

[Peter Green]

Granted, but that's the last one you're going to get forever.


I wish bleach tasted like lemoade.

Granted, but water now tastes like bleach

I wish that the servers would launch on the weekend