I need British slang and insults, but I'm a stupid American.

[venutianPunk]

Help, I'm RPing a Brtish lady, and I need to expand my British vocabulary.
I'm asking because I know a lot of you are Brits. <3

edit: She grew up in west London, so if there's slang specific toward that area or from it, that'd be swell too.

edit edit: Please explain what they mean to so I can fucking use them in context

 

[Kafe]

Common words used to insult people

• Twat
• Prick
• Wanker
• Prat
• plonker (vintage insult)
• div

That's all I'll include, any more and I'll get banned for being racist.

 

[Joe Thompson]

C U N T
my personal favorite

 

[venutianPunk]

Common words used to insult people

• Twat
• Prick
• Wanker
• Prat
• plonker (vintage insult)
• div

That's all I'll include, any more and I'll get banned for being racist.

Care to explain Prat, Plonker, and Div?
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C U N T
my personal favorite

You cunt we use that in the U S of A as well.
But I appreciate it. <3

 

[Kafe]

Care to explain Prat, Plonker, and Div?

All three are alternative ways of saying idiot when people do something stupid.
Div is probably the one closest to just calling some a retard.

 

[Blackquill]

• Nonce
• Mong/Mongaloid
• Spastic
• Tosser / Tosspot
• Knob / Knobhead

*sips tea*

 

[venutianPunk]

• Nonce
• Mong/Mongaloid
• Spastic
• Tosser / Tosspot
• Knob / Knobhead

*sips tea*

The fuck's "nonce"?

 

[SoVastEndNow]

there's some weird line between accents in brittian
you either sound super posh or like a total redneck/inbred

 

[Blackquill]

The fuck's "nonce"?

It's what people call Jimmy Saville these days.

 

[venutianPunk]

there's some weird line between accents in brittian
you either sound super posh or like a total redneck/inbred

There's a reason. Southern Americans sounds similar to what Brits of the past would have. The reason it changed is because high-class society in England starting speaking the high-posh way we know now, and sometime between the 1800s and the 1900s the rest of society followed suite, as they do with high-society trends.

 

[Westi]

I'll give you a long list of Northern Irish ones, however every single one is worth a 12 month ban.

 

[Deleted member 906]

English English.

 

[venutianPunk]

I'll give you a long list of Northern Irish ones, however every single one is worth a 12 month ban.

You've piqued my interest.

 

[Codfather]

london slang is super fucking chavvy and rough tbh

 

[Oxy[Morons]]

knave

 

[venutianPunk]

london slang is super fucking chavvy and rough tbh

Tell me

 

[Codfather]

The fuck's "nonce"?

 

[venutianPunk]

What is this show. It's amazing.

 

[SoVastEndNow]

English English.

this is what brittish people sound like

 

[constantdisplay]

fam (use it as much as physically possible to be authentic, whether hostile or friendly because >chavs)
speng (way of saying someones a spazzo cunt without saying "ur a spazzo cunt")
git (retard)
gorm (basically a dumbfuck)
fag (gay)
bare arse boxer ( ---^ )
spaz (spastic)
bellend
slag
tosser
cunt
flange (rancid vj)
sod (expressing annoyance)
bugger ( ---^ )