I need British slang and insults, but I'm a stupid American.

[Redhunter]

A dinnae care if she's fae London am gonnae scot squad this shitebag.

Shitebag - Asshole

Arsehole - Asshole

Dafty - Idiot

Wee balls/Wee willy - Small Dick

Fanny - Cunt (vagina)

Pure mongo - You're an actual retard

Slag - A slut

Cow - Fat

Fenian - Celtic Fan (Dirty bastards)

Huns - Rangers Fan

Nae pubes - No pubic hair

Ginger - Red haired person (derogatory)

Suck ma big tae - Taste my big toe

Awa and bile yer heed (old fashioned) - Fuck off and boil your head

Talking a load ae shite - Talking shit

 

[PrincessKatey]

Not directly an insult but one of my favourite sentences in British English
Don't be pissing about you may piss off a pissed man while he's having a piss

 

[Jimbo]

Ginger - Red haired person (derogatory)

what do you call rangas normally if ginger is offensive

 

[PrincessKatey]

what do you call rangas normally if ginger is offensive

We don't we're always offensive

 

[Jimbo]

We don't we're always offensive

i mean ginger is pretty mild over here

 

[PrincessKatey]

i mean ginger is pretty mild over here

We also have ginger minger and ginger tosser

 

[Jimbo]

We also have ginger minger and ginger tosser

what about hit a ranga day

 

[PrincessKatey]

what about hit a ranga day

Isn't that every day?

 

[Jimbo]

Isn't that every day?

bless ur soul

 

[PrincessKatey]

bless ur soul

Why

 

[heis]

bellend is probably as british as you can get.
slag
nonce
twat
knob
flid
tosser
wanker

 

[PrincessKatey]

bellend is probably as british as you can get.
slag
nonce
twat
knob
flid
tosser
wanker

I don't know have you seen what people have called David Cameron and Margaret Thatcher

 

[gigi]

to truly understand british, you must submerse yourself into our culture

 

[All Adm*ns are Bastards]

Wog = a good person, friend

e.g. Haha you're some wog, Dave.