I need British slang and insults, but I'm a stupid American.

[Keno]

bolosse

 

[liew]

sket
nonce
wasteman
slag
yute
grass
mandem
fam'
bruv'

these are basically most of the common "chavvy" insults.
but hey what do I know?

 

[aiaininja]

 

[honja]

skeng

 

[Raah]

skeng

 

[Laith_TheDemon]

Eksdee
lad
son
what in tarnation is going on out there
tea
Enjoy

 

[MaXenzie]

Here's some ones from Wales:

-Literally the same as the rest of the UK

 

[Deleted member 2401]

All three are alternative ways of saying idiot when people do something stupid.
Div is probably the one closest to just calling some a retard.

Why don't you just call them a retard?

 

[Kafe]

Why don't you just call them a retard?

I don't know frankly. We just have to be pricks and over-complicate shit.

 

[Blackquill]

Why don't you just call them a retard?

Variety is nice.

Plus our language is a Frankenstein of various languages anyway.

 

[MaXenzie]

Why don't you just call them a retard?

Banter, innit bruv?

 

[Deleted member 2401]

Banter, innit bruv?

What is it with brits and banter. It's called fucking around here in freedom land

 

[jb]

but with a British accent

 

[Deleted member 374]

a good ol cunt gets the job done

 

[Angel]

Barmy
bender
Dodgy (Dave)
mug
daft
arsehole (instead of asshole)
Knob
Nutter
Twit
Shirty

 

[Trains]

Twat
Pillock
Tit
Piss
Fit
Snake.
Skank
Peak
Diss
Wog
Mank
Wanker
Chav
Arse (not ass)
Prick
Minge
Nag
Prat
Banter

Hmu for cultural enrichment or watch the inberweeners
I live in Essex, the pinacle of chav culture

 

[honja]

I think we need to teach them the difference between what road/chav lingo is conpared to just base British slang is. In london it's easy because you can just follow a stereotype

 

[Codfather]

Hard for someone to use London slang without being cringey really

 

[PrincessKatey]

Ya fucking plonker piss off ya
You're a right piss head ain't ya
You're a big girls blouse ( a classic playground one)


PS: If you want more pm me I'm from the Midlands all we do is swear and insult people

Being called a big girls blouse implies you're not manly or strong and that you're inferior
If you're called a piss head it means you're drunk or implies you're drunk
Plonker is just an all around way of saying idiot

 

[honja]

PS: If you want more pm me I'm from the Midlands all we do is swear and insult people

Idk pal in the west midlands it's quiet af