shitpost thread - fuck blackquill

Rabid

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When you realize the 7-Hour War Synths in the HDTF gameplay trailer get stuck on the fucking map geometry

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Akula

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You think you're so cool, with your stick, bullying citizens, you didn't see what i did, my brothers did, the CAPTAIN did, you couldn't know anything we lived through. When I was a child the combines forced me and the other kids to make cremator heads, every day, I saw another of my friends die, right before my eyes, we were forced to work, forced to build monsters, while standing next to the guts of our friends, the only smell in that hellhole, was the smell of our brothers blood, that, was the hell I was in. Those are the only memories from my childhood. The Captain saved me from that hell, he and his men, they burnt the whole factory to the ground...he was a god in my eyes, he saved us.... he freed us... made us men! He made us soldiers...I'm happy to die here, for HIS cause...because my life, everything I am, belongs to him...
 
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Dingo said:
You think you're so cool, with your stick, bullying citizens, you didn't see what i did, my brothers did, the CAPTAIN did, you couldn't know anything we lived through. When I was a child the combines forced me and the other kids to make cremator heads, every day, I saw another of my friends die, right before my eyes, we were forced to work, forced to build monsters, while standing next to the guts of our friends, the only smell in that hellhole, was the smell of our brothers, that, was the hell I was in. Those are the only memories from my childhood. The Captain saved me from that hell, he and his men, they burnt the whole factory to the ground...he was a god in my eyes, he saved us.... he freed us... made us men! He made us soldiers...I'm happy to die here, for HIS cause...because my life, everything I am, belongs to him...
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I love the fucking emphasis on The Captain it's burned into my soul
 
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ahahhahahah this is fuckin crack up this poor bloke that made this game is just getting his game absolutely ripped apart by roleplayers
 
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Johnny B. Goode

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i didnt know that being hit with a blunt object left scars all over your face in specific areas which allow you to be more distinguished from the average model in a game
 
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i'd respect them a lot more if they made his face absolutely demented and fuck ugly i think that'd be crack up

i'd probably buy the game if they made the character look like sid from toy story after getting his head beaten in lmao, wouldnt even be able to play it on my crummy wee surface pro but they'd have earned my money if they did that

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welcome to the Retirement

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Johnny B. Goode said:
i didnt know that being hit with a blunt object left scars all over your face in specific areas which allow you to be more distinguished from the average model in a game
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tfw gurdan knocked him out cold with a blunt hit and tgen sat right next to his unconcious body for half an hour carefully calculating and carving perfect lines on his face
 
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