Recent content by Samuel Walton

  1. Samuel Walton

    Corrupt-A-Wish

    Same, granted but once you die you feel all the pain. Wish I had more wishes.
  2. Samuel Walton

    Corrupt-A-Wish

    Granted, but your body will quickly start to give up on you to a point where you a rendered useless and can't physically work to a point your body will cave in like a black hole and you will turn into nothing. I wish metal could be edible.
  3. Samuel Walton

    Corrupt-A-Wish

    Granted, but you'd be forever bored. I wish I could be a transformer. (Why not xD)
  4. Samuel Walton

    Corrupt-A-Wish

    Granted but they would not love you back. I wish I wasn't hungry right now.
  5. Samuel Walton

    Corrupt-A-Wish

    Granted, but instead, your PC is filled with trojans. I wish I could run some games on a higher fps than 30
  6. Samuel Walton

    Corrupt-A-Wish

    Granted, but you can't speak any language fluently. And you can't compose your own music I wish i had the ability to be invisible whenever I wanted to.
  7. Samuel Walton

    Corrupt-A-Wish

    Yeah but the only infinite thing you can get from KFC is a Caesar side salad. I wish I lived in another country.
  8. Samuel Walton

    Corrupt-A-Wish

    Sure, but every time you die you get reincarnated into a shitter life than before, shitter being in any way you would find it to be shitter. I wish I could talk to animals
  9. Samuel Walton

    What Are You Looking Foward To In The Steam Summer Sale

    Yeah, I'm wanting that Farcry 3 and Day of Infamy on sale
  10. Samuel Walton

    NC out-of-context thread

    [A fairly clean dark h...] says "Fuck you, I'm racist." [A man of average heig...] says "It's a joke!" [A man of average heig...] says "It's a joke." [A man of average heig...] says "Hah." Vipul Tuvya says "Hmm." [Around 5"11 | Looks l...] says "I know it's a joke Dicky." [A fairly clean dark...
  11. Samuel Walton

    Favourite Meal?

    Can't go wrong with a big beef lasagna.
  12. Samuel Walton

    Corrupt-A-Wish

    Right, your wings to fly aren't actual wings but instead the stretched flabby skin from under your arms that stretch down to your hips and can't be reversed even with surgery. I wish that I could lie my way out of any situation.
  13. Samuel Walton

    Whats good

    Thanks, will do @Blackquill
  14. Samuel Walton

    Whats good

    Thanks xD
  15. Samuel Walton

    Whats good

    Hey I'm Sam, I've been here on and off for a short time and I didn't really know if I wanted to do one of these "Hey I'm here" type stuff but I decided why not. Things to know, I play rugby for a club near where I'm at (Hopefully play for a county team soon). Games I play is obviously Garry's...