Corrupt-A-Wish

[Samuel Walton]

I wish I could eat what I want whenever I want

Granted, but your body will quickly start to give up on you to a point where you a rendered useless and can't physically work to a point your body will cave in like a black hole and you will turn into nothing.

I wish metal could be edible.

 

[Chris .P. Bacon]

Granted, but your body will quickly start to give up on you to a point where you a rendered useless and can't physically work to a point your body will cave in like a black hole and you will turn into nothing.

I wish metal could be edible.

Granted but you have a high risk of choking on the metal or it killing you in other ways.

I wish I could die painlessly right now

 

[Samuel Walton]

I wish I could die painlessly right now

Same, granted but once you die you feel all the pain.

Wish I had more wishes.

 

[nash]

Wish I had more wishes.

Granted, but you can't wish for anything.


I wish for nobody to ever wish again

 

[A_cRaZeD_hObO]

Granted, but you can't wish for anything.


I wish for nobody to ever wish again

granted but every ten seconds someone runs up to you and kicks you in the balls

i wish for a big fat purple disc on this post

 

[jb]

granted but every ten seconds someone runs up to you and kicks you in the balls

i wish for a big fat purple disc on this post

wish granted but every 10 seconds someone balls you in the disc

I wish for 2 purple disks

 

[Gabby]

wish granted but every 10 seconds someone balls you in the disc

I wish for 2 purple disks

Wish granted, up the ass

 

[Charlie]

Wish granted, up the ass

Make a wish you spastic :p

 

[Gabby]

Make a wish you spastic :stuck_out_tongue:

Shit
I wish Lemonpunch would come back like nothing ever happened with all our characters back

 

[Chris .P. Bacon]

Shit
I wish Lemonpunch would come back like nothing ever happened with all our characters back

But you can never disconnect from the server and you can never leave your PC

 

[Charlie]

But you can never disconnect from the server and you can never leave your PC

I don't see a problem

 

[Chris .P. Bacon]

I don't see a problem

Thats the point

 

[Bronn]

Shit
I wish Lemonpunch would come back like nothing ever happened with all our characters back

Granted, but it shuts down on the next morning.

I wish for an Albino German Shepherd...

 

[Chris .P. Bacon]

Granted, but it shuts down on the next morning.

I wish for an Albino German Shepherd...

Granted but it is constantly trying to kill you

I wish for unlimited food and I cant get fat from it.

 

[Isuckatgaming]

Granted, but you get no sense of fullness and will continue to eat until you simply fucking DIE

I wish for my exams to be over

 

[Bronn]

Granted but it is constantly trying to kill you

I wish for unlimited food and I cant get fat from it.

Ha, like my current dog ins't trying. JOKES ON YOU!

 

[Chris .P. Bacon]

Granted, but you get no sense of fullness and will continue to eat until you simply fucking DIE

I wish for my exams to be over

Granted but you fail them all-oh wait.

I wish for my exams to be over so I stop procrastinating from revising by posting in this thread

 

[mårten]

I wish for my exams to be over so I stop procrastinating from revising by posting in this thread

Granted, but you get no grades on the exams and now that they're over you have nothing to procrastinate from, therefore causing an existential crisis because how can you live without procrastinating?

I wish I had this amplifier head and cabinet

 

[Isuckatgaming]

Granted, but all music you will ever listen to again slowly turns into All Star by Smash Mouth the longer you listen


I wish I had an RC helicopter

 

[Chris .P. Bacon]

Granted, but you get no grades on the exams and now that they're over you have nothing to procrastinate from, therefore causing an existential crisis because how can you live without procrastinating?

I wish I had this amplifier head and cabinet

But you cant listen to any music you like.

I wish for a McChicken nurger or something im hungry af