cat or dog person?

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Monkeys can be cute time to time and maybe it is fun to get one, but it's not the best choice.


I doubt he will have a mansion in the Caribbean but maybe he's gonna become the future Jeff Bezos, who knows.

Get rich or die trying my guy, I’m just a man with a dream
 

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Bruh I don’t mean a fucking ape that’s gonna tear my arm off because i didn’t give it my banana, just a little one. the dream is to buy a mansion somewhere in the Caribbean and convert it into a monkey playhouse with full time staff to clean up all the shit and that.
Not neccesarily a good idea anyhow. There's a story about someone who had a smaller monkey as a pet who never did any harm, but then she got described medications and ripped someone's fucking face off (the person lived), so yeah uh... don't.
 

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cats: plot for your demise, tears ur shit up, counts every penny u owe them and expects it back, passive aggressive, actively look for ways to fuck up your day

dogs: love you, enjoys hugs, just wants you to be your best you, high fives when asked, will loan you a tenner no questions asked

dont @ me
 
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Not neccesarily a good idea anyhow. There's a story about someone who had a smaller monkey as a pet who never did any harm, but then she got described medications and ripped someone's fucking face off (the person lived), so yeah uh... don't.
Yeah i mean a small one tho not a gorilla lol
 

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A dog has a more fragrant taste but cat is more tender and sweet. I don't know. I prefer horse. It's really good in besbarmak.
 

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i like cats because they are easy to take care of and I have a cat

dogs are nice but I cant be bothered walking one everyday
 

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yall actually thinking cats are evil

my sweet lil simba sleeps on my shoulders, comes and lays down next to me when he's scared or hurt, and can hold up a conversation for half an hour with you answering to everything you say

yall doglovers can get out