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If Dr. Breen ever refers to the Outlands territories as a ''Battle royale'', escort him to his chambers as fast as possible and perform a memory replacement of every witness.

Dr Breen is not allowed to put the city 8 citadel thumper into overdrive as "a callback to 25'"

Dr. Breen is prohibited from holding speeches to a crowd of Civil Protection, following a break of anonymity protocol after asking the "real slim shady" to "stand up".

In the event of Dr Breen running out of marshmellows, elite overwatch soldiers are to vacate his chambers

Doctor Breen is now forbidden to ride on any Overwatch's shoulders. His legal guardian, an immense floating space grub, has expressed concern about how it has encouraged a fantasy of redesigning OTA armor to include a riding saddle.

Dr Breen is not allowed to relocate Dmitry Glukhovsky to Moscow and tag him as anti-citizen to "inspire another book"

When communicating with Dr. Breen, it is advised not to utter the phrase "This Breen", due to showing clear symptoms of PTSD following this statement.

Senators meeting with Dr. Breen are advised to practice holding their breath and playing dead.

Drawn depictions of Dr Breen as an Advisor are to be disintegrated on sight

Under no circumstances are you allowed to have Doctor Breen see himself in a mirror.

Dr. Breen's visit to City 8 has been cancelled due to security concerns following the "Two nuke's wasn't enough" comment.

You are to remind Dr Breen that mirrors are not 'gateways to Xen'

Dr Breen Is to be administered immediate mmr procedures in the event he requests a “lusty argonian maid” again

it's not funny anymore n words, stop spamming my alerts

just set my profile to 'ignore' for the rest of the night.

Dr Breen ends this conversation

the fun never stops

Dr. Breen is to be reminded daily that Gordon Freeman is not hiding under his bed.

Addendum: All mirrors have been banned from citadel premises. If Doctor Breen begins to claim that he is young, with dark hair, green eyes, a goatee, and aura of silence, alert your nearest Senator as soon as possible.

Dr. Breen is not allowed to possess crowbars. If any are found in his possession, evacuate the citadel for at least one week and sterilize the object.

Dr. Breen is not permitted to request advisors use their telekinetic abilities to “help me complete this stretch”