2023 FORMULA GOLF SWISS GRAND PRIX

[Reggie]

As our comrades are fighting for our freedom from the clutches of the Combine occupation, the spirit of human resilience and innovation has never been stronger. We are proud to announce the 2023 Formula Golf Swiss Grand Prix, a high-octane racing event that not only represents our unwavering determination but also serves as a unifying force for all of humanity.

The Swiss Grand Prix will take place in the breathtaking landscapes of Switzerland, providing a stunning backdrop for this adrenaline-pumping race.

The Formula Golf Swiss Grand Prix will be held on a thrilling circuit carved into the majestic Swiss Alps, offering racers and spectators alike an unforgettable experience. The 3.8-kilometer track, nicknamed by drivers, "White Hell" boasts a series of tight corners, steep inclines, and awe-inspiring views that will test the skills and mettle of every competitor.

"White Hell", circuit map, 3.8 KM

EIGHT CARS

SIGN UP BELOW TO DRIVE

MAY 14TH, 2023

@Ricsow @Trains​

 

[bilack]

Lennie Lambert leaves his signature down below, in rather shabby handwriting:

"Lennie Lambert - sign me up.

Yours truly, Lennie Lambert."

 

[Ricsow]

I am going to drive Lennie Lambert off of a cliff.
- Warren Barr

 

[deathwolf]

I won Le Mans the year before last, I am sure I will win this race too.
Harland Roscha.

 

['77 East]

-snip-

 

[Revanox]

I volunteer to be a driver, with previous experiences.
- 'Green'

 

[Trains]

.slots are first come first serve, we’ll make a convo with you all when the slots are full

 

[Gyarik]

Someone be like this pls

 

[Nathant18]

I volunteer to be a driver, with previous experiences.
- 'Green'

I don't trust Green not to drive himself off a cliff, I'll be his navigator.

- 'Blue'

 

[constantdisplay]

I have a valid license and can be trusted around vehicles (I VOLUNTEER)
- Kelly

 

[Appetite Ruining Kebab]

QUICK-2

I'M QUICK

I'M TWICE AS FAST

I'M CLAMPIN'

AND I KNOW HOW TO WRITE LIKE IT'S COURIER NEW

SO SIGN ME UP

BREEN'S WATER IS MY SPONSOR


- Q2

 

['77 East]

QUICK-2

I'M QUICK

I'M TWICE AS FAST

I'M CLAMPIN'

AND I KNOW HOW TO WRITE LIKE IT'S COURIER NEW

SO SIGN ME UP

BREEN'S WATER IS MY SPONSOR


- Q2

I'm his navigator.
- V0

 

[kifer]

​

WHERE THERE'S WINNING.. THERE'S THE BASTARD CARRION​

LAVRENTIY AND TATSUO AT THE STEERING WHEEL​

WE DRIVE SO FAST OUR CAR MIGHT JUST BLOW UP​

 

[Trains]

​

WHERE THERE'S WINNING.. THERE'S THE BASTARD CARRION​

LAVRENTIY AND TATSUO AT THE STEERING WHEEL​

WE DRIVE SO FAST OUR CAR MIGHT JUST BLOW UP​

“If no one’s telling me to slow down, I’m not going fast enough”

 

[Trains]

we need 1 more driver

big prizes to be won
(a single script)

 

[Maytree]

sign qhun' the FUCK UP

 

[Trains]

qualifying is in an hour

 

[Trains]

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After a chaotic and near-deadly qualifying session, here's how tomorrow's grid order shapes up.
A no-show from Harland Roscha sees him starting last on the grid in the New Petrol car, whilst the vortigaunt's tragic accident sees him starting in seventh - some wondering how he'll be able to race at all after his injury.

QUICK 2 takes sixth place after only just managing to qualify, alongside Kelly and Deacon Whitlock in fifth place.

Starting in Fourth is Tatsuo Ohayashi and his navigator Lavrentiy, with Warren Barr taking third place.

And locking out the front row, we have Lennie Lambert and Anthony Baker, with only three tenths of a second separating the two. T

his race is sure to be an interesting one, and we can't wait to have you here with us!


The race will begin at 8:30 PM BST tomorrow.


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[Trains]

also I need a reserve driver incase someone can’t make it

lmk if you’re up

 

[deathwolf]

I will arrive

stop making Harland look like melted ice cream