Any good jokes

[Chutnut]

Any good jokes lads :D

Mine is...

Why did the chicken cross the road...

 

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[gigi]

what do black men do after sex
15 years to life

 

[Hanuko]

why did the get hit?
because he was picking cotton too slow

 

[Postino]

the sonicare toothbrush is named after words ill never hear my father say

 

[Chanchanpong]

An American, a Jap, and a Mexican are all working on a food truck. The truck needs to lose a little cargo because it can't move. The Japanese man dumps our sushi while saying "we have too many of these in our country". Next the Mexican dumps out burritos and tacos saying the same words "we have too many of these in our country". Then the American guy grabs the Mexican guy and thr OK was him out of the now moving truck while saying "We have too many of these in our country"

 

[SoVastEndNow]

Here's a good joke.
This forum.

 

[Chanchanpong]

Here's a good joke.
This forum.

To: Nebulous forum
From:ChanChanPong

 

[Ond]

Here's a good joke.
This forum.

Not as much of a joke as you and your video game museum

 

[Postino]

Not as much of a joke as you and your video game museum

what?????? and y-you what??? y-y-your mum sucks pussy!!!! haha!!!!!!!!

 

[Deleted member 906]

I truly am in hell. please end my suffering.

 

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XD

 

[mpower]

KFC- Kentucky Fried Chicken

KFJ-Kentucky Fried Jew

My best friend repeated that shit over days and couldn't hold some chuckle back, dissapointing.

 

[Adrenaline]

Adolf Hitler: Pass the juice please.

Old ass assistant who has hearing problems: Uh, alright mein Fuhrer. I shall gas the jews.

 

[Redneck]

Adolf Hitler: Pass the juice please.

Old ass assistant who has hearing problems: Uh, alright mein Fuhrer. I shall gas the jews.

antisemite :(

 

[gigi]

why do blacks always get stronger whenever you see them?
because tvs are only gettin bigger

 

[Berke]

I knew a band named 999 MB and they haven't got a gig yet.

 

[Raijiin]

What do you call 2 black guys on a bike?

Partners in crime

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, Who is driving?

The cop.

 

[Redneck]

why did the palestinian child cross the road
so it could run away from jericho missiles
:)

 

[Grau]

what's the only warm part of a dead person?

Spoiler: s

my dick