Any good jokes

Chutnut

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Any good jokes lads :D

Mine is...

Why did the chicken cross the road...
 

Hanuko

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why did the :heyzeus: get hit?
because he was picking cotton too slow
 

Chanchanpong

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An American, a Jap, and a Mexican are all working on a food truck. The truck needs to lose a little cargo because it can't move. The Japanese man dumps our sushi while saying "we have too many of these in our country". Next the Mexican dumps out burritos and tacos saying the same words "we have too many of these in our country". Then the American guy grabs the Mexican guy and thr OK was him out of the now moving truck while saying "We have too many of these in our country"
 

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KFC- Kentucky Fried Chicken

KFJ-Kentucky Fried Jew

My best friend repeated that shit over days and couldn't hold some chuckle back, dissapointing.
 

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why do blacks always get stronger whenever you see them?
because tvs are only gettin bigger
 

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I knew a band named 999 MB and they haven't got a gig yet.
 

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What do you call 2 black guys on a bike?

Partners in crime

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, Who is driving?

The cop.
 

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why did the palestinian child cross the road
so it could run away from jericho missiles
:)
 

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what's the only warm part of a dead person?
my dick