Arma 3- Escape (Stratis/Altis)

[Bandit]

Immersive action!
MRAP PTSD Simulator!
Roll an ATV down a hill and run down disgusting CSAT cis scum!
Fuck around for 2 whole hours!
Attempt to kill a helicopter with a grenade launcher!
Disband your shit AI squad while they scream at you to say your position!
Try to burst an armoured car's wheel with high power bullets and fail!
Talk about memes while trying to be tacticool!
die a lot of times..........................................................................
get arrested back at hq

 

[NightVeil]

Immersive action!
MRAP PTSD Simulator!
Roll an ATV down a hill and run down disgusting CSAT cis scum!
Fuck around for 2 whole hours!
Attempt to kill a helicopter with a grenade launcher!
Disband your shit AI squad while they scream at you to say your position!
Try to burst an armoured car's wheel with high power bullets and fail!
Talk about memes while trying to be tacticool!
die a lot of times..........................................................................
get arrested back at hq

Charges Including:

-3 Counts of Vehicle Destruction
-5 Counts of Loosing Squad Mates
-27 Counts of Memeage

Recommended Sentence: Permanent-Ban

 

[Bandit]

Charges Including:

-3 Counts of Vehicle Destruction
-5 Counts of Loosing Squad Mates
-27 Counts of Memeage

Recommended Sentence: Permanent-Ban

fuck

 

[NightVeil]

fuck

Is what you will get while in prison. Lol.

 

[Bandit]

Is what you will get while in prison. Lol.

they use dry soap now

 

[NightVeil]

they use dry soap now

...Oh, that must be unplesent.

 

[Bandit]

...Oh, that must be unplesent.

you missed an a in unpleseant

 

[NightVeil]

you missed an a in unpleseant

OH DEAR-E ME

 

[Bandit]

OH DEAR-E ME

 

[NightVeil]

That was on purpose mate

 

[Bandit]

That was on purpose mate

at least you spelt that right

 

[MaXenzie]

Immersive action!
MRAP PTSD Simulator!
Roll an ATV down a hill and run down disgusting CSAT cis scum!
Fuck around for 2 whole hours!
Attempt to kill a helicopter with a grenade launcher!
Disband your shit AI squad while they scream at you to say your position!
Try to burst an armoured car's wheel with high power bullets and fail!
Talk about memes while trying to be tacticool!
die a lot of times..........................................................................
get arrested back at hq

Why you haveta tell people about the time we played Arma?

 

[Bandit]

Why you haveta tell people about the time we played Arma?

Because its the only advertising I could come up for more people to play

 

[Zomba]

Arma 3 is shit like wtf i died in one hit when i played multiplayer on king of the whatever the fuck it is like i got 3 years of cod experience i know how to snipe and stuff and when theres a guy like 1km away running i shoot the bullet doesnt even go that far like wtf unrealistic even a pistol can snipe better than a fucking shitty cyrus and wtf the chopper is impossible to fly like i try to land on a AO it goes 600m in the air when i use auto hover then i get shot at by some shitty titans and i almost land but i manage to save it i go 1km per hour towards the ground then it fucking explodes killing our whole squad and when i try it again the helicopter slides because it was on a mountain and it explodes like wtf refunded worst purchase ever not even a mil sim

 

[ruben slikk]

you missed an a in unpleseant

it's actually unpleasant.

get it right if you're gonna be a pedantic retard about spelling.