Corrupt a wish thread.

[Deleted member 1405]

This is a thread where you grant someones wish, but with a condition. You corrupt it, then say YOUR wish

Example:
I wish I had a million dollars

Reply:
Accepted, but you have no feet.
I wish I had a dog
[doublepost=1470257756][/doublepost]I'll start: I wish the summer would be 3 more months

 

[Postino]

granted but WHY THE FUCK only 3 more months if you could do a whole year
but OH WELL

i wish i had a lot of robux

 

[Gungeoneer]

you get a billion of robux but then the last wish you did before that gets turned into the opposite

i wish i had a thicc girlfriend

 

[MaXenzie]

i wish i had a thicc girlfriend

You get a thicc girlfriend, but she's so thicc she fucking crushes you.

I wish people never judged.

 

[Ayrism]

You get a thicc girlfriend, but she's so thicc she fucking crushes you.

I wish people never judged.

Granted, court rooms no longer have judges, bailiffs and police make all decisions.

I wish I had more guns.

 

[MaXenzie]

I wish I had more guns.

Granted. You now have every gun in the world and everyone else has none.

I wish the next person to grant my wish was my soulmate.

 

[Ayrism]

Granted. You now have every gun in the world and everyone else has none.

I wish the next person to grant my wish was my soulmate.

Granted, our souls have fucked so hard that we are now one combined being.

I wish @Blackquill was named quill

 

[Mist]

Granted, but he will permaban me within six days. <---- fact.

I wish I got 50% of all donations.

 

[cns - he/him/his]

granted but you fucking gay
[doublepost=1470260525][/doublepost]i want nothing really

 

[liew]

granted but you can't do anything

I want to be unbanned on after flash so i can shitpost/troll even more on there

 

[Ayrism]

granted but you are forced to do five way furry rape RP

I wish for @alex to make a wish

 

[Leadcolt]

granted but you can't do anything

I want to be unbanned on after flash so i can shitpost/troll even more on there

Granted. You're unbanned but you turn into a serious roleplayer there and develop a love for the community.

I wish @Dora was the server director of WW3RP.

 

[liew]

Granted. You're unbanned but you turn into a serious roleplayer there and develop a love for the community.

I wish @Dora was the server director of WW3RP.

granted but it shuts down 3 days later

I want 1980s ww3rp lore

 

[mpower]

granted but it shuts down 3 days later

I want 1980s ww3rp lore

granted but you again banned from it

I wish I was 100% Aryan

 

[Ayrism]

granted but you again banned from it

I wish I was 100% Aryan

Granted, but a worldwide genocide against aryans begins.

I wish I had a taco.

 

[Gene]

Granted, but a worldwide genocide against aryans begins.

I wish I had a taco.

But its not patriotic food

I wish I will visit Rolling Stones concert

 

[Deleted member 1405]

Granted, but mcjacker has got a cold, so he sounds terrible.

I wish more people liked me on the server

 

[Ayrism]

Granted, but mcjacker has got a cold, so he sounds terrible.

I wish more people liked me on the server

Granted

but you get banned by Warwick because he thinks you'll steal Carrion.

I wish all other hl2rp servers got ddos'd.

 

[All Adm*ns are Bastards]

Denied.

I wish for nothing

 

[Ayrism]

Denied.

I wish for nothing

Denied, you get everything.

Everything.

Including painful death.

I wish the next person would wish for me.