Corrupt a wish thread.

[MaXenzie]

Denied, you get everything.

Everything.

Including painful death.

I wish the next person would wish for me.

Granted, but their wish is cringy.

I wish everyone liked Steam Powered Giraffe.

 

[Deleted member 1405]

Granted, but I wish for you that you have to eat both your hands.

 

[MaXenzie]

Granted, but I wish for you that you have to eat both your hands.

Granted, but they grow back.

Now the world loves SPG and you completely failed to corrupt the wish.

I wish for a good singing voice.

 

[slick]

Granted, but they grow back.

Now the world loves SPG and you completely failed to corrupt the wish.

I wish for a good singing voice.

Granted, but you could only sing instead of speaking.

I wish I had a better PC.

 

[Deleted member 1405]

Granted, but you could only sing instead of speaking.

I wish I had a better PC.

Granted, but your GFX crashes within two months.

I wish I could fucking buy kanye west tickets

 

[slick]

Granted, but your GFX crashes within two months.

I wish I could fucking buy kanye west tickets

Granted, but you would be poor, have 11 children, and die a sad death.

I wish Medley would get off the thread.

 

[MaXenzie]

Granted, but you could only sing instead of speaking.

Even better.

Granted, but your GFX crashes within two months.

I wish I could fucking buy kanye west tickets

Granted.

I don't need to do anything, the wish is already pretty corrupted.

I wish I was a Goofy Goober.

 

[seal]

sorry guys im just here to ask if youve seen this meme

 

[Modernglib]

so is this the thread where the same 3 people come to increase post count

ok

Granted.

I don't need to do anything, the wish is already pretty corrupted.

I wish I was a Goofy Goober.

granted, but once every two weeks you're dropped into the middle of the pacific ocean for 12 hours.

I wish I was the man in my profile picture

 

[Leadcolt]

so is this the thread where the same 3 people come to increase post count

ok



granted, but once every two weeks you're dropped into the middle of the pacific ocean for 12 hours.

I wish I was the man in my profile picture

Granted but you find out the reason he's bleeding is because he's got Ebola.

I wish i was a gay retard.

 

[Duke of Wellington]

I wish i was a gay retard.

Granted but you're just retarded.

I wish I had more wheelie bins.

 

[nedoow]

Granted but you're just retarded.

I wish I had more wheelie bins.

granted but theyre all full of literal dog shit

i wish i had the will to live

 

[abcdefg]

granted but everyone you love dies

i wish for lots of money !! $$$ ££££ :ok:

 

[Leadcolt]

granted but everyone you love dies

i wish for lots of money !! $$$ ££££ :ok:

Granted but by the time you got your money you find out it's all in EURO's. The currency having been completely devalued by the time u get it.

I wish Star Citizen released now.

 

[MaXenzie]

Granted but by the time you got your money you find out it's all in EURO's. The currency having been completely devalued by the time u get it.

I wish Star Citizen released now.

Star Citizen's released but it's shit.

I wish for infinite wishes.

 

[Leadcolt]

Star Citizen's released but it's shit.

I wish for infinite wishes.

You get infinite wishes on the condition that you can only wish for sex with gay men.

I wish to morph into a Filthy Frankus instead of being a gay retard.

 

[Gato]

You morph into a Filthy Frankus

But in return you get all diseases known to man
I wish you die

 

[Expax]

Granted but you die too.

I wish I was edups