Corrupt-A-Wish

[Sulaco]

Granted, but all music you will ever listen to again slowly turns into All Star by Smash Mouth the longer you listen


I wish I had an RC helicopter

But It's propellers are actually fidget spinners

But you cant listen to any music you like.

I wish for a McChicken nurger or something im hungry af

But every single PETA supporter tweets angrily about you

I wish I could rule Germany.

 

[Isuckatgaming]

But It's propellers are actually fidget spinners

I'm okay with this

 

[Charlie]

But It's propellers are actually fidget spinners


But every single PETA supporter tweets angrily about you

I wish I could rule Germany.

Granted but all people there become mentally retarded

I wish we'd have an outlands server

 

[Khiel]

I wish we'd have an outlands server

granted but everyone who mentioned wanting / needing one is permabanned from it

i wish for a can of fanta and a pancake

 

[A_cRaZeD_hObO]

granted but everyone who mentioned wanting / needing one is permabanned from it

i wish for a can of fanta and a pancake

granted, but your pancake comes jammed into a can of fanta and your fanta comes congealed in a tube of pancake batter

i wish for two strokes off my game

 

[Cookie_]

I wish I had a will to live

 

[Charlie]

granted, but your pancake comes jammed into a can of fanta and your fanta comes congealed in a tube of pancake batter

i wish for two strokes off my game

Granted but you'll have to fight a bunch of Mr. Meeseeks and suffer from temporary trauma afterwards.

I wish for a Mr. Meeseeks box

 

[Chris .P. Bacon]

I wish for a Mr. Meeseeks box

But the meeseeks are retarded and cant complete any of the tasks.

I wish for halo to be like the originals again

 

[Khiel]

I wish for halo to be like the originals again

but the only original thing about them is them being exclusive to the original XBOX, being super buggy

i wish for a fucking tip top or possibly a mr bubble, both are good

I wish I had a will to live :(

granted but you get cucked out of things you blatantly deserve repeatedly no matter how hard you try