date fuckups

[Luft]

went to meet a nice lady in her house

for some reason @chronos lived there

 

[chronos]

went to meet a nice lady in her house

for some reason @chronos lived there

strangely enough it was the same day dallahan and the woman in question both went missing

weird, right?

 

[Deleted member 7099]

went out to eat with one of my best friends and i assumed it was a date
she isnt gay and i found that out the saddest way i could

 

[Trains]

went out to eat with one of my best friends and i assumed it was a date
she isnt gay and i found that out the saddest way i could

oh, yurrie

 

[Deleted member 7099]

oh, yurrie

listen dude she was hot as ( MOM ISN'T READING ) frick and she acts really nice to me so i was like man this is pretty cool she's pretty liberal also so maybe? and when i asked her about some sex shit she just so casually said "oh im not a lesbian" and right then and there i think that was the reddest my face has ever gotten and all i could do was play it off like it was nothing im still pissed

 

[chronos]

listen dude she was hot as ( MOM ISN'T READING ) frick and she acts really nice to me so i was like man this is pretty cool she's pretty liberal also so maybe? and when i asked her about some sex shit she just so casually said "oh im not a lesbian" and right then and there i think that was the reddest my face has ever gotten and all i could do was play it off like it was nothing im still pissed

owned limeao

 

[sots]

This thread is awakening some memories I’ve worked very hard to put to bed and I don’t like it

 

[Deleted member 7099]

owned limeao

Fyck. You.

 

[Pyromancer]

This thread is awakening some memories I’ve worked very hard to put to bed and I don’t like it

redemption arc

 

[Deleted member 1392]

listen dude she was hot as ( MOM ISN'T READING ) frick and she acts really nice to me so i was like man this is pretty cool she's pretty liberal also so maybe? and when i asked her about some sex shit she just so casually said "oh im not a lesbian" and right then and there i think that was the reddest my face has ever gotten and all i could do was play it off like it was nothing im still pissed

Lmao poor of you hahahha

This story I'm about to say is about my best friend. So basically, he is this very extrovert guy who has no goddamn sense of shame or shy and will do everything that comes to mind. Anyway, he hooked up with a girl, had sex and then decided to be cool and hang out with her elsewhere/ride the bus with her till she gets home. Poor lad tried to talk with her but she never really said anything so they stayed next to each other awkwardly quiet the whole time and never met again.

Another story which is nasty spoilers here.

Spoiler: Nasty story big ew

A friend of mine hooked up with a girl after a date, went to her place to have sex and did anal with her. She accidentally shat herself while being fucked. He went bat shit scared, cleaned himself and drove off

 

[Rabid]

not my fuck up

my wife burnt the toast

so yeah, she went missing a month ago

Chronos arranged marriages for underage people is banned in the west

 

[chronos]

Chronos arranged marriages for underage people is banned in the west

aye you'd know all about trying to marry underage people wouldn't you?

 

[Rabid]

aye you'd know all about trying to marry underage people wouldn't you?

WOOOOAH

 

[Deleted member 4609]

aye you'd know all about trying to marry underage people wouldn't you?

If Rabid was a pedophile you’d be safe you ugly little runt

Obligatory date story, if you’re hooking up with a girl make sure she isn’t the daughter of the local pastor first, walking her back inside from her garden shed only for a Priest to greet you getting ready for work and seeing a bunch of love bites on her neck was the most awkward moment of my life.

 

[Trains]

If Rabid was a pedophile you’d be safe you ugly little runt

tommygman, recycling ricky gervais jokes is lazy

 

[Deleted member 4609]

tommygman, recycling ricky gervais jokes is lazy

Afterlife was a good show leave me alone ;-; x

 

[chronos]

If Rabid was a pedophile you’d be safe you ugly little runt

you’re one to talk you femboy egg lookin logic headass

 

[Shapok]

Not really a date fuckup but I met this girl in Spain one time, she had a toxic boyfriend or whatever, and we had a bit of fun on the beach a few nights when I was there which kind of made her even more depressed.

I'm supposed to come back and see her in a year though

Sorry Naia :(

 

[Pvt Mk III]

Woah woah woah- Let’s hold the sauce because we’re on a roll here with the underage stuff. You know what this calls for? drpepper.. Oh how much I’d like to see how they’re doing in solitary confinement

 

[Trains]

Woah woah woah- Let’s hold the sauce because we’re on a roll here with the underage stuff. You know what this calls for? drpepper.. Oh how much I’d like to see how they’re doing in solitary confinement

what