Describe yourself as short as you can.

[ddæ]

that white kid people think will shoot up the school

hi

 

[constantdisplay]

pessimistic bored man with a grudge against the english curriculum

 

[MaXenzie]

Dogs.

 

[Avian]

syrian prodigy child

 

[Arran]

Better than all you fucks

 

[Deleted member 243]

borderline scared of rapist women

 

[Deleted member 305]

vintage tank loving greek who suffers from crippling depression

 

[Zak]

shitposter

 

[Angel]

Short

 

[Zak]

this is "describe you" not "describe your dick"

 

[Isuckatgaming]

this is "describe you" not "describe your dick"

How many fucking hot roasts are you gonna drop today holy shit.

 

[Zak]

as many as it takes, my friend

 

[Angel]

this is "describe you" not "describe your dick"

If I was describing my dick I would remember to state that I'm currently balls deep making you a brother.

 

[Zak]

balls deep? so like, half an inch deep?

 

[Angel]

balls deep? so like, half an inch deep?

No one has ever complained, you even screamed a little as I told you all was gonna be alright.

 

[Zak]

look, this isn't the best place to share your fantasies about me

i know you want me but there's a time and a place

 

[Angel]

look, this isn't the best place to share your fantasies about me

i know you want me but there's a time and a place

Bed tonight?

 

[Zak]

Bed tonight?

ye works for me bb

 

[Angel]

ye works for me bb

drop me your digits

 

[Zak]

hit me up on steam