Destroy a wish

[All Adm*ns are Bastards]

Your wish too is denied welcome to the real world

 

[Hoblit]

Granted, but the only thing that reacts with the telekinesis is dicks.

I wish I could get an A* in all of my GCSEs.

Granted; however you would never get a job

I wish i could be Putin himself

 

[Kerim]

Granted; however you would never get a job

I wish i could be Putin himself

Granted, however you can never ride any bears or be russian in any way and form.

I wish @whiskers would stop making me gay.

 

[Deleted member 305]

Granted, however you can never ride any bears or be russian in any way and form.

I wish @whiskers would stop making me gay.

granted, however your left testicle will explode in three and a half minutes

i wish russians would get a good mic in cs soloq

 

[nedoow]

granted, but you and everyone else who isn't russian would get a horrible mic in cs

i wish i didn't have cancer

 

[mårten]

i wish i didn't have cancer

granted, but your aging process is enhanced so you're dead by 20 years old

i wish my girlfriend was kiera winters**

 

[nedoow]

granted, but your aging process is enhanced so you're dead by 20 years old

i wish my girlfriend was kiera winters**

Granted, but she dies horribly in a car accident in less than a year.

Another wish, I wish I had cancer again

 

[mårten]

Granted, but she dies horribly in a car accident in less than a year.

i can still get some lone time with her, worth it

 

[nedoow]

i can still get some lone time with her, worth it

i am a very generous genie

 

[Apache]

Granted, but she dies horribly in a car accident in less than a year.

Another wish, I wish I had cancer again

Granted, but you'll only live for 2 minutes

I wish i never seen the 69 numbers again

 

[mårten]

I wish i never seen the 69 numbers again

granted, but instead you'll only see the letter 3, nothing more, nothing less, just 3

 

[nedoow]

granted, but instead you'll only see the letter 3, nothing more, nothing less, just 3

wish?? ? ? ?

 

[Krippler]

So many wishes destroyed in such a short amount of time.

 

[Chromesthesia_]

granted, but instead you'll only see the letter 3, nothing more, nothing less, just 3

mortenzoni wishes to have a better computer so it doesn't look like he is playing a lego game all the time

its granted, but he only plays lego games now

i wish i could own a helicopter

 

[Krippler]

Granted, but you can never use it

I wish I could go to space

 

[Pankek]

Granted, but you can never use it

I wish I could go to space

Granted, but you will never come back and stay there for your life.

I wish I had unlimited amount of wishes that came true.

 

[Zak]

Granted, but you will never come back and stay there for your life.

I wish I had unlimited amount of wishes that came true.

granted, but all of those wishes involve spiders burrowing into your eyes

i wish i could stop using the source engine forever

 

[Expax]

granted but you have to use java and only java.

I wish i could have infinite O'boy

 

[Ond]

Granted, but you will never come back and stay there for your life.

That isn't even that bad, I'd love to do that.

 

[Grau]

granted but you have to use java and only java.

I wish i could have infinite O'boy

granted, but it tastes like horse shit

I wish @drpepper would get arrested