Do you guys wipe your ass while standing up or while sitting down?

[Deleted member 243]

The toilets in Europe are literarily only filled to the drain, not near to the bowls at all

i still have to put like 2 layers of paper on the drain so the shitwater doesn't assblast me

 

[Ricsow]

same in the uk

if you have to stand to wipe your ass in the uk you're considered a fat fuck

That‘s epic

 

[Isuckatgaming]

i still have to put like 2 layers of paper on the drain so the shitwater doesn't assblast me

nothing like getting your nuts kissed by poop water

 

[Deleted member 243]

nothing like getting your nuts kissed by poop water

the only thing that makes me internally ree aside from the daily grind

 

[shia]

i shit in the shower and wash my ass with the shower nozzle

 

[SpaceInvader]

I haven't wiped since 1945

 

[Deleted member 1381]

somewhere inbetween

 

[Deleted member 3713]

You savages dont even use the sprayer hose then the toilet paper.

Uncivilized smh

 

[Grand]

Okay guys, lets keep this thread serious.

Ofc we lay down and wipe...

 

[Mic15000]

Sprayer hose mvp

 

[Dicknose]

i want to shave my asshair so its easier to wipe

 

[jarodine]

I fucking bend over and start licking and eating the shit from my asshole I am a human bidet bro

 

[ddæ]

finger ur ass with ur middle finger and dig the shit out with force

 

[jarodine]

finger ur ass with ur middle finger and dig the shit out with force

following you rn for that post

 

[jarodine]

I just dig the shit out with my hand and I put it in a plastic bag and sell it for 100 a gram

 

[*honk honk*]

surprised nobody flexed with their expensive anal cleansing toilet which gives you a blowjob and plays your premium spotify playlists whilst you're taking a dump