Do you guys wipe your ass while standing up or while sitting down?

[Zaelox]

I need to know...

 

[Gabe]

Why sit, its a risk to touch the toilet itself. Not to mention you dont clean all the shit from that angle

 

[Charlie]

what kind of infant-eating shit-flinging degenerate wipes sitting down

you can't even reach your own butthole while sitting down

 

[Deleted member 243]

i had a surgery affecting the lower part of my lower back aka my asscrack, so i'm basically forced to do it whilst seated

before that surgery happened, i stood whilst doing it, but you know what they say

it do be like that sometimes

 

[SleepyMode]

Oh wow.
I thought I was the only one standing.

 

[MaXenzie]

wait people actually stand up to wipe their ass?

 

[Deleted member 243]

wait people actually stand up to wipe their ass?

Not stand up straight, just hunched over. Otherwise your shit covered cheeks would press against eachother

Besides, you will NEVER achieve a clean wipe. You have to shower daily

 

[qbmax]

Bruh imagine sitting down to wipe and dipping your fingers in toilet water. Only prehistoric troglodyte cavemen wipe sitting, sorry it’s a fact

 

[afric]

in the shower, like everyone else.

 

[Ricsow]

While sitting. I thought more people did it that way.
Also, how fucking small are your guy‘s toilets, holy shit, how can you accidentally touch the water while wiping your ass that way lmao.

 

[Deleted member 5501]

I need to know...

Why is there not an option for Sitting, then Standing or Both?!

 

[Mute]

Yall wipe your ass? Lmao

 

[Josh]

might be too much information here boys, but you asked and so you shall receive.

if my shit is particularly loose then i shall commit to one or two wipes while sitting to ensure nothing falls to the floor or on the seat if I stood. then I will complete the wiping session while stood.

if all is normal then I do it all standing up.

namaste.

 

[Wonderland]

Bruh imagine sitting down to wipe and dipping your fingers in toilet water. Only prehistoric troglodyte cavemen wipe sitting, sorry it’s a fact

??????? You have a Barbie house mini toilet?

 

[Angel]

While sitting. I thought more people did it that way.
Also, how fucking small are your guy‘s toilets, holy shit, how can you accidentally touch the water while wiping your ass that way lmao.

For some reason, toilets in America, are filled with water past halfpoint.
It's weird.

 

[Deleted member 243]

For some reason, toilets in America, are filled with water past halfpoint.
It's weird.

dude why the fuck

 

[Angel]

dude why the fuck

ye... their bowls are also shallow and wide, it's like an plane toilet, sucks the shit away

 

[sambo]

For some reason, toilets in America, are filled with water past halfpoint.
It's weird.

could be to reduce the kinetic energy of your turd missile as it hits the bowl, minimising superficial damage in the form of unsightly poo stains.

 

[Ricsow]

For some reason, toilets in America, are filled with water past halfpoint.
It's weird.

The toilets in Europe are literarily only filled to the drain, not near to the bowls at all

 

[MaXenzie]

The toilets in Europe are literarily only filled to the drain, not near to the bowls at all

same in the uk

if you have to stand to wipe your ass in the uk you're considered a fat fuck