Dr. J. Shrike — Applied Empirical Quantitative Incelology Study

[Powley]

it's crazy that shrike's actual ooc name is john shrike

what kind of idiot uses their name online

 

[Black Rain (1989)]

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In this world, is the destiny of mankind controlled by some transcendental entity or law?

Is it like the hand of God hovering above?

At least, it is true that man has no control, even over his own will.

 

[the last man]

In this world, is the destiny of mankind controlled by some transcendental entity or law?

Is it like the hand of God hovering above?

At least, it is true that man has no control, even over his own will.

But I believe that, as a species,
human beings define their reality through
misery and suffering.
The perfect world was a dream
that your primitive cerebrum
kept trying to wake up from.

We're not here because we're free.
We're here because we're not free.
There's no escaping reason.
No denying purpose.
Because as we both know
without purpose,
we would not exist.

Illusions,
Mr. Anderson.
Vagaries of perception.
Temporary constructs
of a feeble human intellect
trying desperately to justify
an existence that is without
meaning or purpose

 

[Deleted member 22]

I don't think a lot of us act the way we come off on here I'm sure there's exceptions and degrees yada yada

 

[Trains]

MACHINES!!!

 

[the last man]

i regret to inform the nebulois cloud community that while dr john shrike was supposed to compile and present data tonight he has instead chosen to get terribly inebriated on wine and has spent the best part of the evening instead arguing about the book of revelation with a pole

thank you for your patience

 

['77 East]

arguing about the book of revelation

ah, an interesting discussion certainly had with an enlightened person capable of rational thought an--

with a pole

oh.

 

[ElectricTaco]

ah, an interesting discussion certainly had with an enlightened person capable of rational thought an--


oh.

 

[the last man]

ah, an interesting discussion certainly had with an enlightened person capable of rational thought an--


oh.

Make no mistake she is a lot smarter than me

 

[I'M #1 SO WHY TRY HARDER]

i regret to inform the nebulois cloud community that while dr john shrike was supposed to compile and present data tonight he has instead chosen to get terribly inebriated on wine and has spent the best part of the evening instead arguing about the book of revelation with a pole

thank you for your patience

he means sex. his wife is a pole. he means sex.

 

[Roosebud]

he means sex. his wife is a pole. he means sex.

Pretty rude to call his wife a pole. Women aren’t objects for him to sit on

 

[Shapok]

involuntarily active

 

[I'M #1 SO WHY TRY HARDER]

SHRIKE COMPILE THE DATA

 

[the last man]

SHRIKE COMPILE THE DATA

FUCK OFF

 

[Ond]

FUCK OFF

show me your sonnenrad necklace, J. Shrike.

 

[jimbo 2]

FUCK OFF

 

[Nov]

FUCK OFF

 

[Oxy[Morons]]

favorite part of this thread is the secondary set of data being collected on how much wine shrike drinks

 

['77 East]

favorite part of this thread is the secondary set of data being collected on how much wine shrike drinks

if we all chip in a dollar we can get @Tarannus to examine the data and arrive at a scientific conclusion on why the consumption of wine is less damaging than his brief exposure to leading the civil board

 

[Nov]

if we all chip in a dollar we can get @Tarannus to examine the data and arrive at a scientific conclusion on why the consumption of wine is less damaging than his brief exposure to leading the civil board

the damage done/sustained by leading the civil board goes one of two ways
you either suffer from psychological incursions caused by it
or you descend into self-harm or will be responsible for unprecendented amounts of trolling

regardless this meme will always apply