Dungeons & Dragons (NOT TECHNICALLY A VIDEO GAME)

[MaXenzie]

do it again pls

...Maybe.

Merged:
Double-Posting, anything you'd like to see in particular?

I was thinking about a Steampunk D&D game or such.

 

[Larry Crude the Good]

I played Minecraft RolePlay.

 

[Expax]

...Maybe.

Merged:
Double-Posting, anything you'd like to see in particular?

I was thinking about a Steampunk D&D game or such.

I wanted to be a pirate character and that doesnt work in steampunk but ok :(

 

[TheInnkeeper]

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So... Before this is literally swarmed with memes, I'm curious as to who here plays Dungeons and Dragons.

I recently started playing 4th Edition with my friends, which we converted into 5th Edition after a lot of complaints.

I originally started as a Shardmind Psion, which took the Telepathy route.

If anyone plays it here, I guess just say what edition you play, what race and class you play and if you want, what setting you play in, if you have one that's pre-made.



Well, let's see how long this takes to drown in memes... I just hope it doesn't.

i've been playing 4e for like a year and a half

p-ok dm and i've got over 100 characters saved so i cant really say what i play

usually play genasi spellsword best tho

 

[Vasey105]

i only play it in real life once a week when i gather with friends, the rest i do over roll20 and discord, so if you have a few friends who want to play you dont need to buy anything for a real physical game of d&d, its all available online

 

[Aether]

i've been playing 4e for like a year and a half

p-ok dm and i've got over 100 characters saved so i cant really say what i play

usually play genasi spellsword best tho

Spellsword? Wot?

 

[Vasey105]

Spellsword? Wot?

i imagine its a multi-class

or maybe itsj ust a class idk ive never played 4e

 

[ricefields]

dunjams and dojams

 

[MaXenzie]

Spellswords are badass motherfuckers.

Sword in one hand, magic in the other.

Basically your average Dark Souls player.

 

[Vasey105]

i love the magic initiate feat in 5e, ive yet to use it but it grants you a few spells that your class otherwise wouldnt get.
really handy for fighters not using the eldritch knight archetype but still want to splash with a bit of magic to make kind of a spellsword.

 

[TheInnkeeper]

Basically your average Dark Souls player.

That's an insult.

Magic is for flithy casuls.

 

[MaXenzie]

That's an insult.

Magic is for flithy casuls.

Only for buffing their weapon, noob.

 

[TheInnkeeper]

Only for buffing their weapon, noob.

two words
pine resin

 

[MaXenzie]

two words
pine resin

 

[TheInnkeeper]

easily achived with some gitting gud and charcoal pine resin

or if you're really gud charcoal pine bundle

a lot of it

e: also nothing makes my dick rOCK FUCKING HARD more than dark souls pvp videos like that one

thx

e2: nvm it got real edgy real fast

 

[MaXenzie]

easily achived with some gitting gud and charcoal pine resin

or if you're really gud charcoal pine bundle

a lot of it

e: also nothing makes my dick rOCK FUCKING HARD more than dark souls pvp videos like that one

thx

e2: nvm it got real edgy real fast

The Git Gud mentally is a nice joke, but it's not actual advice, nor is it an effective strategy.

Here's an effective use of magic. And also trolling. And enragement. AND RAPIERS.

 

[TheInnkeeper]

The Git Gud mentally is a nice joke, but it's not actual advice, nor is it an effective strategy.

Here's an effective use of magic. And also trolling. And enragement. AND RAPIERS.

just gonna stop you there

he's using black magic / hexes

 

[MaXenzie]

Back on Topic.

Anyone got any D&D stories they'd like to say? I've got an unfinished greentext here. Made by me, in a small D&D game I DM'd.


>Be Me.
>First time as DM.
>Decides that stats and HP aren't important.
>2 friends play. One male, one female.
>Male friend decides to make a Tiefling Pyromancer guy with a strange fascination for water.
>Female friend decides to make an Elf Archer that has a deathly fear of arrows.
>mfw
>Players start on a large ship, the captain decides to send the PC's to the major island of the Realm in order to scout it, some bullshit excuse like
"We haven't discovered it yet."
>Players agree, and get in a small boat, making their way to the island.
>Upon reaching the island and getting on the shore, a sandworm attacks on the beach.
>Archer pulls out an arrow from her quiver, preparing to fire.
>Rolls for will.
>Nat 1.
>Actually pisses herself.
>Pyromancer throws a fireball at the worm.
>Rolls alright, does good damage.
>Worm hides underground.
>Jams his hand into the sand, firing another fireball.
>17-19 roll.
>Completely rips a hole in the sand, worm falls onto boiling hot sand and burns to death.
>Pyromancer loots worm.
>Finds bag of holding.
>Party follow a path.
>"You come into a split in the road. One path says "Town Of Oldrick." And another says "Death Maze."
>They go to the Death Maze.
>And another split in the road.
>And Another.
>Me at this point.
>Eventually wind up back at the beach.
>Party is basically like "K."
>They find a bear near the path.
>Bear has a guitar.
>It's a bard.
>Pyromancer rolls intelligence to learn bear language.
>Omfg he passed the roll.
>Bear is a pacifist.
>Roll to persuade to join party.
>Also passes.
>aaaaaa.
>After some travelling, encounter the Oldrick town.
>It's full of orcs.
>Pyromancer uses fireball to kill orc.
>Low roll.
>Innacurattely spews fire all over the place.
>Orc prepares to take a swing at Pyromancer.
>Archer readies her bow.
>Rolls for will and damage.
>15 will, passes check.
>Natural 20 for damage.
>Hits the orc directly in the spine, killing him instantly.
>Loots orc house.
>Finds a dagger.
>Runs out of house before it burns down.
>Every orc in the town surrounds Pyromancer, Archer remains outside town.
>"I'm a magician." Pyromancer rolls persuade.
>Gets a meh roll.
>Some orcs believe him, others dont.
>FuckThisShitImOut.gif
>Casts smoke screen and uses pyromancy to light Archer's arrow on fire.
>Archer fires arrow into smoke.
>Rule Of Cool suddenly in effect, smoke is flammable.

Should I finish it?

 

[TheInnkeeper]

Back on Topic.

Anyone got any D&D stories they'd like to say? I've got an unfinished greentext here. Made by me, in a small D&D game I DM'd.


>Be Me.
>First time as DM.
>Decides that stats and HP aren't important.
>2 friends play. One male, one female.
>Male friend decides to make a Tiefling Pyromancer guy with a strange fascination for water.
>Female friend decides to make an Elf Archer that has a deathly fear of arrows.
>mfw
>Players start on a large ship, the captain decides to send the PC's to the major island of the Realm in order to scout it, some bullshit excuse like
"We haven't discovered it yet."
>Players agree, and get in a small boat, making their way to the island.
>Upon reaching the island and getting on the shore, a sandworm attacks on the beach.
>Archer pulls out an arrow from her quiver, preparing to fire.
>Rolls for will.
>Nat 1.
>Actually pisses herself.
>Pyromancer throws a fireball at the worm.
>Rolls alright, does good damage.
>Worm hides underground.
>Jams his hand into the sand, firing another fireball.
>17-19 roll.
>Completely rips a hole in the sand, worm falls onto boiling hot sand and burns to death.
>Pyromancer loots worm.
>Finds bag of holding.
>Party follow a path.
>"You come into a split in the road. One path says "Town Of Oldrick." And another says "Death Maze."
>They go to the Death Maze.
>And another split in the road.
>And Another.
>Me at this point.
>Eventually wind up back at the beach.
>Party is basically like "K."
>They find a bear near the path.
>Bear has a guitar.
>It's a bard.
>Pyromancer rolls intelligence to learn bear language.
>Omfg he passed the roll.
>Bear is a pacifist.
>Roll to persuade to join party.
>Also passes.
>aaaaaa.
>After some travelling, encounter the Oldrick town.
>It's full of orcs.
>Pyromancer uses fireball to kill orc.
>Low roll.
>Innacurattely spews fire all over the place.
>Orc prepares to take a swing at Pyromancer.
>Archer readies her bow.
>Rolls for will and damage.
>15 will, passes check.
>Natural 20 for damage.
>Hits the orc directly in the spine, killing him instantly.
>Loots orc house.
>Finds a dagger.
>Runs out of house before it burns down.
>Every orc in the town surrounds Pyromancer, Archer remains outside town.
>"I'm a magician." Pyromancer rolls persuade.
>Gets a meh roll.
>Some orcs believe him, others dont.
>FuckThisShitImOut.gif
>Casts smoke screen and uses pyromancy to light Archer's arrow on fire.
>Archer fires arrow into smoke.
>Rule Of Cool suddenly in effect, smoke is flammable.

Should I finish it?

yes because im in that

i think

 

[MaXenzie]

yes because im in that

i think

Not at this point.