Epic half life 2 quotes.

[Deleted member 1435]

"Wallace Breen: Carbon stars with ancient satellites, colonized by sentient fungi; gas giants, inhabited by vast meteorological intelligences; worlds stretched thin across the membranes where the dimensions... intersect... impossible to describe with our limited vocabulary!"

 

[Deleted member 1135]

"Wallace Breen: Carbon stars with ancient satellites, colonized by sentient fungi; gas giants, inhabited by vast meteorological intelligences; worlds stretched thin across the membranes where the dimensions... intersect... impossible to describe with our limited vocabulary!"

The first time i heard i thought he was taking cocaine.

 

[Lagsalot III]

What the fuck did you say about me, you little RPer? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the minge militia, and I have been involved in numerous secret DDoS's on the Roleplaying Academy, I have over 300 confirmed RDMs on RPers like YOU. I am trained in minging and I'm the top minge in the minge militia. You are nothing to me but just another RPer. I will DDoS you with prescision the likes of which has never been seen before on this schema, mark my fucking words. Do you think you can get away with ERPing with your ERP partner? Think again. As we speak I am contacting Bob Good and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the schema wide DDoS, RPer. The IP DDoS that wipes you the pathetic little chance you have at RPing. You're fucking done. RPer/ I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can RDM you in over seven hundred ways, and thats just with my mouse. Not only am I extensively trained in minging, but I have access to the entire arsen of the minge militia and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your RP ass off this schema, you pathetic RPer. If only you have known what unholy retribution your little 'clever' minging was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have minged here. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you are paying the price, you stupid RPer. I will DDoS you off of HL2Rp servers and you will BEG for your internet connection to come back. Get fucking DDoS'd, RPer
[doublepost=1480641599][/doublepost]Ekks Dee

 

[Deleted member 374]

What the fuck did you say about me, you little RPer? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the minge militia, and I have been involved in numerous secret DDoS's on the Roleplaying Academy, I have over 300 confirmed RDMs on RPers like YOU. I am trained in minging and I'm the top minge in the minge militia. You are nothing to me but just another RPer. I will DDoS you with prescision the likes of which has never been seen before on this schema, mark my fucking words. Do you think you can get away with ERPing with your ERP partner? Think again. As we speak I am contacting Bob Good and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the schema wide DDoS, RPer. The IP DDoS that wipes you the pathetic little chance you have at RPing. You're fucking done. RPer/ I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can RDM you in over seven hundred ways, and thats just with my mouse. Not only am I extensively trained in minging, but I have access to the entire arsen of the minge militia and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your RP ass off this schema, you pathetic RPer. If only you have known what unholy retribution your little 'clever' minging was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have minged here. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you are paying the price, you stupid RPer. I will DDoS you off of HL2Rp servers and you will BEG for your internet connection to come back. Get fucking DDoS'd, RPer
[doublepost=1480641599][/doublepost]Ekks Dee

old meme tbh

 

[A Traitor]

"This is Bullshit".... Greatest...