fast thread bcs this is basically meaningless

[Lyon]

I'm a fucking lion. I live in the Sahara. Zombies don't have shit on me

 

[Zekrop]

Brothers in Arms 4: Dead Rising

"Suppress those zombies."

"Jasper! Take out those zombies with the bazooka!"

"I don't think we'll kill em with words."

 

[Kerim]

I'm pretty a'ight. Time to behead some english zombies.

 

[Gungeoneer]

i am a marine so its cool fam

 

[MaXenzie]

Am a robot with a space megaphone.

I think I'd be alright.

 

[Prof]

Incinerating all those fucking disgusting pieces of shit
I'd be good

 

[Isuckatgaming]

Greedy smug Japanese man.

Probably gonna live inside a building and only poke my head out to sell/buy shit and earn some Yens.

I think I'll be alright

 

[mpower]

Guess I'll be the loser of the zombies, always getting the whip when not following them.

 

[Kaine]

I'd say a 7.5/10 on the fucked-o-metre.
I form my very own skinhead gang and go on a rampage to clear Footscray, Australia of the disgusting zombie immigrants.

Spoiler

Only to have my back turned on me by some loser white knight who was a immigrant himself and some lonely roastie, resulting in everyone getting jailed and my bloody death on the coast.

 

[aperson]

I think ill do fine

 

[gigi]

im fucked

 

[TheInnkeeper]

just look at me

i'll be fine guys

 

[Lutic]

batesbuster would be the king of the apocalypse
@Dunjam

 

[LykosNychi]

Am a robot with a space megaphone.

I think I'd be alright.

*Singer playing dressup with lots of makeup