Serious Greentexts thread

[Astr0]

ya'll got a story you wanna share?
like greentexts from 4chan?

this is the thread for you.

I'll start:
>be me
>2016 nebulous
>doing workshift
>nice qt3.14 9/10 gf of some guy on server joins workshift
>chilling in PM's and memeing with said grill cause bored and it's like 3 am in the morning while the rest finish the shift, she's also 5 years older than me so I had no reason to do dumb actual flirty shit either way (should mention she PM'd first too so no bully)
>bf sees this, triggered
>continues to leak his OTA tag all over OOC because of this
>pleasedontflirtmygf.jpeg
> I'm laughing my ass off
>begin getting worried that everyone thinks I'm a pervert
>people actually believe I'm a pervert because he's an SA for about a day
>he pulls it to the forums for no reason whatsoever
>wtf.exe
>blackquill comes in the picture, telling him to stop
>he stops because he doesn't wanna lose his SA like in LP
>mfw I almost got called a pervert because of an overprotective childish 21 yo
>mfw even his gf said it was dumb
>mfw he's now banned
keeping names out the picture out of respect but whoever was here long enough knows.

EDIT: Edited to actual green text it, also edited the story so people don't actually call me a perv
LETS SEE YOURS GAMERS

 

[Lambda Coyote]

>Be me
>Be on 4 year old char with ultra dev
>meet two lesbos named Torvi and Jay
>niceguy.exe
>help get them out of city with week long plan
>Help more get out
>Keep helping and eventually earn followers and guns
>lifeisgood.png
>timetoferrymyself.jpeg
>pays for ferry
>gets ready to ferry
>shotcopseep.exe
> have 6 contra
>get pked
>MFW loose old LP character to shotcop sweep when just about to be rebel

@sots @TheFrozenCore o7 :(

 

[Tzula]

>Be Me
>Live in poverty
>Finally get into High School.
>Chill with the cool kids
>Ohyes.gif
>Get given drugs.
>Fail High School.
>Parents kick me out of the house.
>Have to live on my own
>Get a Job at McDonald's
>It's fucking trash.
>Live like an animal in a dingy apartment
>godthissucks.jpg

Time skip five years later.

>Head to work
>Things go as you'd expect.
>Hear a crash
>wtf
>Investigate after screams leave the kitchen
>Oh my fuck.
>Its a monster
>Fucking run out of the building
>The world is in utter chaos.
>Live in some Army garrison with soldiers
>An Alien vessel arrives a few months later
>Wtf.jpg
>Gets conscripted into a police force of sorts

Skip a few more years.

>Be me
>Be one of the only officers to stay as 00 for half a month
>Wake up every day to get sterilized credits for nice perks
>Become the equivalent of an NCO in this Police Force
>Send in some shitty paper to become one of those cool Rank-Leaders
>Actually get accepted in.
>Ohshit.jpg
>I didn't expect this.
>I didn't ask for this.

And that, is my backstory for my RL. Enjoy.

 

[Khiel]

bee movie
[doublepost=1535378463][/doublepost]

>chilling in PM's not sliding being polite because respecc

this is why you get catfished bro stop being a le reddit niceguy on nebulous half life roleplay

 

[Astr0]

bee movie
[doublepost=1535378463][/doublepost]
this is why you get catfished bro stop being a le reddit niceguy on nebulous half life roleplay

lmao no shit sherlock

 

[Mist]

A lot of you probably know about this one.
But it's really worth the read. Give it a chance, lads.
And I tell you- there's someone chopping onions inside of that link.
https://imgur.com/gallery/qhQOv

 

[Postino]

ya'll got a story you wanna share?
like greentexts from 4chan?

this is the thread for you.

I'll start:
>be me
>2016 nebulous
>doing workshift
>nice qt3.14 9/10 gf of some guy on server joins workshift
>chilling in PM's not sliding being polite because respecc
>bf sees this, triggered
>continues to leak his OTA tag all over OOC because of this
>pleasedontflirtmygf.jpeg
> I'm laughing my ass off
>begin getting worried that everyone thinks I'm a pervert
>people actually believe I'm a pervert because he's an SA for about a day
>he pulls it to the forums for no reason whatsoever
>wtf.exe
>blackquill comes in the picture, telling him to stop
>he stops because he doesn't wanna lose his SA like in LP
>mfw i almost got called a pervert because of an overprotective childish 21 yo
>mfw even his gf said it was dumb
>mfw he's now banned
keeping names out the picture out of respect but whoever was here long enough knows.

LETS SEE YOURS GAMERS

holy shit what a fucking retard

 

[Rabid]

holy shit what a fucking retard

What he's omitting is the fact it was genuinely starting to get creepy and while it was taken too far in the end it wasn't just "how do u do fellow roleplayer" lmao

I got stuck having to sift through that shit.

 

[Postino]

What he's omitting is the fact it was genuinely starting to get creepy and while it was taken too far in the end it wasn't just "how do u do fellow roleplayer" lol cause I got stuck dealing with the aftermath.

damn i hope this guy doesn't hang around the forums anymore
[doublepost=1535477861][/doublepost]

A lot of you probably know about this one.
But it's really worth the read. Give it a chance, lads.
And I tell you- there's someone chopping onions inside of that link.
https://imgur.com/gallery/qhQOv

currently reading this im ready to die

 

[Rabid]

damn i hope this guy doesn't hang around the forums anymore

Oh no I mean the guy telling the story left out some details about the PM conversation he had lmao

 

[Chezburger]

>be me
>die

 

[Postino]

Oh no I mean the guy telling the story left out some details about the PM conversation he had lmao

ohhh

i expected that tbh no offence

 

[GenericPlayer]

>be rebel
>get shot

 

[Postino]

A lot of you probably know about this one.
But it's really worth the read. Give it a chance, lads.
And I tell you- there's someone chopping onions inside of that link.
https://imgur.com/gallery/qhQOv

HOLY FUCK SO THATS WHY MY FAVOURITE SONG HAS THIS TITLE



WHAT

THE

FUCK

FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK

 

[ddæ]

this thread is going to be shit because it’s reddit mainstreamers and people who can’t get even get the green text colour correct
[doublepost=1535478720][/doublepost]

A lot of you probably know about this one.
But it's really worth the read. Give it a chance, lads.
And I tell you- there's someone chopping onions inside of that link.
https://imgur.com/gallery/qhQOv

also yes there’s a less famous one where a guy strangled his ex to death and took photos to post and caption “wonder what her kid will be like when he comes home from school?” which led to his arrest

you can find the pictures he took but it’s not for the faint of heart seeing as she’s beaten and naked

 

[Ond]

HOLY FUCK SO THATS WHY MY FAVOURITE SONG HAS THIS TITLE



WHAT

THE

FUCK

FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK

The rabbit hole only gets deeper from this point forward

get off the wild ride

 

[Astr0]

Oh no I mean the guy telling the story left out some details about the PM conversation he had lmao

What, talking about me?

What did we have in the PM conversation, exactly that I left out?

Feel free to open a convo with me if you feel it should be talked about in private

 

[Rabid]

What, talking about me?

What did we have in the PM conversation, exactly that I left out?

Feel free to open a convo with me if you feel it should be talked about in private

God no its cool

I'm just poking fun at the fact the PM convo you had with her came across worse than you intended it to at the time lmao thats all - no bad blood my dude.

 

[Astr0]

God no its cool lmao

I'm just poking fun at the fact the PM convo you had with her came across worse than you intended it to at the time lmao thats all - no bad blood my dude.

oh yeah, thats exactly what i meant.

he just went absolutely crazy on me and I just laughed it off, but then actually got worried because he made everyone make me look like some kind of fucking pervert.

man old nebulous was a rollercoaster of joy

 

[Astr0]

ALRIGHT BOYS I got another one, its even worse.
This is 100% real, not even lying.

>be me
>around 3 years ago at first months of highschool
>heading to falafel joint with homie
>on the way there infront of a bus stop there's a sd card on the floor
>oohashekel.jpeg
>pick it up, inspecting it
>its a 32 gb one, seems to be good
>freeshit.exe
>decide to go to falafel joint before testing it
>reach falafel joint, get falafel, slam the SD card in
>i wait, inspecting the time before it was disconnected
>11:40pm
>ok thats normal
>i decide to head to gallery
>thats when it hit me.
>32 GB OF FUCKING PORN.
> CARTOONS, GAY, ANYTHING YOU WANT IS ON THERE
>WHATTHEFUCK
>in total awe, just scrolling down quickly and just amazed at the amount of porn
>begin imagining what kind of fucking guy owned this SD card, and why the fuck was it on the street like that
>probably thinking its a troll, there cant be a sane person keeping so much porn.
>showing my friend the porn, he's just as shocked as me
>continue to completely erase the SD card and wipe it from its contents.
>finish my falafel and head home, with this memory engraved in me to this day.
>still using same SD card on my phones
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