Information Greg Heffley vs Horrid Henry

[Northgate]

things are heating up in the Horrid Henry and Diary of a Wimpy Kid fandoms

 

[GenericPlayer]

wayne cramp

 

[Gravy]

henry plunged his lunch box (which was full of carrots) once in the ice cream factory and caused a produciton failure.
this man's literal hairstyle is a fucking broom-head, who the fuck would employ someone like that
by defying the norms he has chosen the life of contributing to the mysterious rise in unemployment rates

And Greg? Oh my god. He's a shut in, an over protected pussy. He holds no integrity in the world. He cheated on the WII-Fit with a controller so he could have the highscores in a game about staying fit. He did this to his own mother, a woman who tried her best to beat them but failed. She cried Nov, she cried. Greg made his mother cry.

 

[john]

fun fact

every time blackquill says "im taking this to the forums", he gets utterly BTFO

name the last argument blackquill won without locking the thread and getting the last word
im waiting

 

[Blackquill]

name the last argument blackquill won without locking the thread and getting the last word
im waiting

 

[Nov]

 

[ovxy]

Abusequill.

 

[sots]

And Greg? Oh my god. He's a shut in, an over protected pussy. He holds no integrity in the world. He cheated on the WII-Fit with a controller so he could have the highscores in a game about staying fit. He did this to his own mother, a woman who tried her best to beat them but failed. She cried Nov, she cried. Greg made his mother cry.

please change your profile picture

 

[Gravy]

please change your profile picture

I'll kick your ass

 

[constantdisplay]

the answer is clear

henry is a chad

 

[Deleted member 4795]

Instead of put your dukes up it's put your threads up.

 

[Johnny B. Goode]

horrid henry was running a gang at the age of 11, he is hands down a criminal mastermind that can easily outsmart greg with the manpower to back it up

all he would do is just send beefy bert and rude ralph in and they'd flatten the entire heffley household

 

[Roman Loaded]

ENTER.....

LITERALLY MADE DEATH HIS BITCH
LITERALLY SHOOTS YOGHURT FROM HIS ARMPITS
LITERALLY CAPABLE OF CAUSING WORLD ENDING EVENTS ON A DAILY BASIS
LITERALLY SO RETARDED HE CIRCLES BACK AROUND, HAS ACTUALLY GOT A 300 IQ
BEST FRIENDS WITH A LITERAL REALITY BENDING DESTROYER GOD IN THE FORM OF AN ELEMENTARY SCHOOLER
LITERALLY PARTIALLY HYDROGENATED
HENRY STATUS: MOGGED
GREG STATUS: CHEESE TOUCH'D
HOW CAN DENNISSOYS EVEN COMPETE?!​

 

[Ond]

I voted Henry just to spite you

 

[Deleted member 22]

ENTER.....

LITERALLY MADE DEATH HIS BITCH
LITERALLY SHOOTS YOGHURT FROM HIS ARMPITS
LITERALLY CAPABLE OF CAUSING WORLD ENDING EVENTS ON A DAILY BASIS
LITERALLY SO RETARDED HE CIRCLES BACK AROUND, HAS ACTUALLY GOT A 300 IQ
BEST FRIENDS WITH A LITERAL REALITY BENDING DESTROYER GOD IN THE FORM OF AN ELEMENTARY SCHOOLER
LITERALLY PARTIALLY HYDROGENATED
HENRY STATUS: MOGGED
GREG STATUS: CHEESE TOUCH'D
HOW CAN DENNISSOYS EVEN COMPETE?!​

This is snowls parents, this awful man begged us for neb when we asked for venmo money because our son had unspeakable things done to him by dolphins.

Vile.

 

[Oxy[Morons]]

henry is a strong name and greg is a bitchmade name
bet i could kick his ass with a name like greg

 

[chronos]

henry is a strong name and greg is a bitchmade name
bet i could kick his ass with a name like greg

i knew left 4 dead bonded brothers

 

[Johnny B. Goode]

the intro is a bop too, i don't recall greg having one

 

[Willy del Silly]

Greg's the type of dude to commit first-degree murder and blame it on someone else but actually get away with it out of sheer luck and stupidity

 

[Lewis!]

i have to say tho i think greg had some better live-action spinoffs