gta rp

[Powley]

i was waiting for you to come in with the boys but i never saw you moj brat :(

I came in for ten minutes but it was stinking of mall rats and @Jaf

 

[Josh]

I came in for ten minutes but it was stinking of mall rats and @Jaf

i warned you

 

[Powley]

i warned you

Ebony Isuzi will get no sympathy

 

[Rabid]

Ricers > Mall Rats but both are shit

Prove me wrong

 

[Josh]

Ebony Isuzi will get no sympathy

that face when you jump from the top of maze bank tower and are reduced to a red smudgy puddle and the first person to find you quickly robs your phone to post on facebrowser

 

[Powley]

that face when you jump from the top of maze bank tower and are reduced to a red smudgy puddle and the first person to find you quickly robs your phone to post on facebrowser

Do you think they’ll let me rob her coffin for her car keys?

 

[Rabid]

Do you think they’ll let me rob her coffin for her car keys?

Go dig her up

 

[Josh]

Do you think they’ll let me rob her coffin for her car keys?

*walks up to her grave*
/breakin

admins:

 

[Powley]

@Josh dont trust the toe girl she’s a whore and a liar

 

[ddæ]

You have gained 1 Assault Rifle.

remade a later part of this job (@Remen and i's part) in the menyoo editor and it looks pretty good i think (i hope)

 

[liew]

flamingo studios only hires the most talented actors for our adult movies

 

[Rabid]

flamingo studios only hires the most talented actors for our adult movies

The last thing you hear is "Can't Dong the Wong" and the sound of a zipper being pulled down

 

[ddæ]

LAYTON 'JOHNATHAN SMITH' KOVACS MOMENT

 

[Powley]

LAYTON 'JOHNATHAN SMITH' KOVACS MOMENT

Mfw your place of Serbian residence is burnt down by a whore

 

[ddæ]

my magnum opus

 

[Powley]

Big old Stefans on the run from the police and still setting out to batter cunts in @Zachary ’s arena

 

[Chromesthesia_]

i was doin police training and i tazed a man on a bike

 

[liew]

i was doin police training and i tazed a man on a bike

come partner up with leland wong and i will show u the world...

 

[friendly]

i did one patrol and got bored because police is really shit lol
[doublepost=1567800304][/doublepost]a bit like hl2rp in all fairness

 

[Rabid]

i did one patrol and got bored because police is really shit lol

LSPD is literally only fun for high-speed chases and the personal shit you get into tbh.

Does GTA:W have that weird gay rule where you need to be in TS all the time?